I'm really, really ill
I have masses of shit to do, I have no food, and I feel like I'm going to faint. And there's a gig tonight that I've been looking forward to for months tonight. Seriously. For fuck's sake.

This is horrible.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 12:37, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Have you got the JeffAIDS?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 12:38, Reply)

I had the JeffAIDS for about 3 weeks about a month ago
I think this is my Epic Winter Illness that will knock me out for ages.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 12:40, Reply)

Students don't look after themselves Jeff.

( girlinthehole, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 12:41, Reply)

The last meal I ate is one my mother bought for me
Proper studenting here.

Oh wait, I feel a wave of MANNING THE FUCK UP coming over. I feel a little better.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 12:42, Reply)

I'm not going to preach because I was just the same.
Booze, fags and sleep were all I cared about.
( girlinthehole, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 12:43, Reply)

We've see this with Barry as well.
But what can we do?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 12:42, Reply)

Just let them learn from their mistakes like we did.

( girlinthehole, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 12:44, Reply)

We criticise and condemn them for doing exactly what we did
and then we remove the opportunity to do so from all but the most privileged in the future.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 12:47, Reply)

that'll fucking learn 'em

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 12:54, Reply)

And the priviliged don't have to worry about where the next glass of Bordaux and spliff are coming from.

( girlinthehole, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 12:55, Reply)

Damn right we don't
now, where's my baseball bat gone, I'm going student hunting. Cunts have got it way too easy.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 12:58, Reply)

li a
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 13:01, Reply)

I'm good normally.
In fact I don't go out much at all anymore. It's when I do that I'm an idiot.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 12:53, Reply)

Have you tried a suppository
or one of those stool softeners? That should make things easier.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 12:39, Reply)

My god I wish a suppository would clean my room.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 12:40, Reply)

I imagine you wouldn't be very happy with the finished job, so to speak

(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 12:51, Reply)

Put an advert saying that on craigslist
I'm sure you'll get plenty of offers.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 12:57, Reply)