nothing because
i ate a pizza last night and it was huge and i am still full. and fat.

but my trainee is having something that reeks like a leper's arse, i might have to make his life even unhappier by banning hot food from my office (i banned bacon sandwiches on day one, they stink).
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 13:28, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

you're not fat.

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 2 Dec 2010, 13:35, Reply)

you're lovely
inaccurate and misguided.

but lovely.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 13:36, Reply)

pffft.
why do so many people say that about me? :(
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 2 Dec 2010, 13:42, Reply)

(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 13:46, Reply)

Strewth, mate.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 13:49, Reply)

i dun geddit...

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 2 Dec 2010, 13:53, Reply)

Nice work!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 13:53, Reply)

Half the problem with being young

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 13:46, Reply)

The other is being asleep until september ends

(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 13:48, Reply)

This is true

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 13:50, Reply)

Another problem
is an inability to understand why state leaders aren't used in front-line combat, but instead use professional soldiers that traditionally come from the lower echelons of society.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 13:51, Reply)

or dislike of conforming
to socially enforced rules of gender conduct and attire, choosing to subvert them by presenting in a deliberately androgynous way
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 13:53, Reply)

*shakes hands*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 13:54, Reply)

+ while wearing a dress

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 13:58, Reply)

I've never really understood this myself
and hoped that one day a high profile rock band would pose this question themselves and provide me with an answer. Sadly I'm still waiting.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 13:54, Reply)

aussies have..

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 2 Dec 2010, 13:56, Reply)

*weary look*

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 13:58, Reply)

You look tired, AA.
I suggest you go back to bed until somewhere around the 30/09/11 mark.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 14:01, Reply)

Come on Monty, you can do better than this!
Having to rely on memes for cheap mocking? Come on man, try harder!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 14:05, Reply)

That's some disgraceful pandering from both of you.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 13:42, Reply)

its turning you on isn't it?
also - STOP CHANGING YOUR NAME!!
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 2 Dec 2010, 13:45, Reply)

You are a horrible bitch.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 13:35, Reply)

you can feck off.

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 13:37, Reply)

Banning bacon?
That's just cruel! Even if you are a tree hugging hippy, you should all agree that bacon is an essential part of the diet. Hot bacon, flamed grilled, served on soft, white bread with brown sauce - fucking NOM.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 13:39, Reply)

Maybe he's having a leper's arse?
It is game season after all.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 13:36, Reply)

and it's not like the leper will notice it missing

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 13:37, Reply)

and as for you...
a leper's arse would be more popular around here today than he is with me. i had to use my stern voice and EVERYTHING.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 13:37, Reply)

Guy in my office ate smoked mackerel every day for 2 weeks, no boss said anything
I had super noodles with cheese, ham & pickle toasties, and now I'm banned from eating at my desk, because mine 'smelled'!

This was a while back.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 13:40, Reply)

That's because no-one hates his guts.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 13:52, Reply)

My guts are fine, it's my face that's the problem.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 13:52, Reply)

It sure is

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 13:54, Reply)

Even Lab is mocking me?
This makes a chinge.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 13:59, Reply)