I really really hate it when people invade my personal space and don't take the hint to get the FUCK AWAY FROM ME.
It's completely different if it's on my terms, but I hate it when people just get really close and touchy.

The Fire Within series by Chris d'Lacey
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 2 Dec 2010, 14:17, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

You must have found last sunday very uncomfortable then.
B3tans are a very touchy feely bunch.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 14:20, Reply)

I was very very drunkk...
it wasn't as bad.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 2 Dec 2010, 14:21, Reply)

No photos on the Flickr page then?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 14:23, Reply)

there's a flickr page?

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 2 Dec 2010, 14:33, Reply)

Just here
Sadly a little neglected since Blousie's bash
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 14:36, Reply)

Cockneck!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 14:42, Reply)

Oh, so that's what you all look like. Well, I never.

(Cave Duck, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 14:42, Reply)

I'm on there!
Wearing my 'stunning' summer outfit
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 14:44, Reply)

+ want to meet you all

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 14:45, Reply)

I think he's aware it's a perfectly mutual feeling

(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 14:52, Reply)

who sung that?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 14:55, Reply)

Ugly fucks on the whole.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 14:58, Reply)

There should be more labelling on the pics
and not just cocks on necks
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 14:59, Reply)

Cockneck is Light In Chains
I'm the cunt in the bright yellow stuff.

Make the rest up!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 15:10, Reply)

Are you one of those unfortunate people who finds yourself being approached by the pub weirdo*?
Who insists on talking at you, at length, no more than six inches from your face?

If so, I share your pain.

*_{EDIT E.g., the bloke who just posted right above me...}
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 14:20, Reply)

Oh HI!!!!! I didn't see you there!!!!!
How are you doing!!!!!! It's been so long!!!!!!!
(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 14:22, Reply)

Erm...how are you doing? Sorry, we must catch up at some point,
I'd love to hear more about your collection of bivalve shells, but I've really got to dash off and, erm..._{drink quietly in the opposite corner of the pub}
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 14:26, Reply)

yes, exactly.
and I don't like the people collecting for charities because I have hardly any money on me and always manage to get cornered and guilt tripped into giving everything I have.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 2 Dec 2010, 14:23, Reply)

Just ignore them
I give money to charities directly after thinking about it for a while to make sure they are the charities I want to support, I'm not going to make a decision on the street, especially for some shit charity that helps poor people. Or foreigners.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 14:24, Reply)

It's worse when the cunts come to your door to try and guilt you into it
"no I don't want to help buy a goat for a village in Africa, and I particularly don't want to do it on my doorstep at 7:30 on a Sunday evening. you fucking shitbag"
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 14:31, Reply)

Well, you probably saw my rant about the bolshy beggar on Monday
Though if you're in the pub and the chuggers come round, the best one I normally have to hand is "Sorry, I just gave my change to the last guy that came round."
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 14:25, Reply)

*makes mental note not to introduce you to some of my friends*

(PsychoChomp, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 14:30, Reply)

aha it's fine if you do.
as long as they don't start stroking my hair or my arm...
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 2 Dec 2010, 14:37, Reply)

A couple will go straight for your arse I would think.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 14:39, Reply)

not much to grab so they'd lose out on that one.

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 2 Dec 2010, 14:48, Reply)