I live in Gloucestershire which is reasonably snow free.
Unlike Leeds.
My pizza is here - woo. Onion and peppers kicks ass.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 21:00, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

is that where the guy fell up to his middle in a puddle?

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 2 Dec 2010, 21:01, Reply)

yes
there is a blue plaque next to where the puddle was. You can get a bus tour to look at it
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 21:03, Reply)

ooooo I like the idea of that. :P

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 2 Dec 2010, 21:04, Reply)

He was a midget anwyay.
We are also famous for Fred and Rose West, and inbred German's owning property in the area.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 21:05, Reply)

For fuck's sake.
I just dropped the bastard. If I was at home I would scoop it up but God knows what lurks on a Holiday Inn carpet.
Bollocking fuck.
I'm off for a pint.
Good night Cindy you svelte minx.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 21:03, Reply)

Hahahaha!
Booze will solve all problems.
( girlinthehole, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 21:05, Reply)

It won't take the stain out of the carpet

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 21:07, Reply)

It's not your carpet.
Don't fret it.
( girlinthehole, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 21:09, Reply)