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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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*bbrrrrrrpppppppp*
I've eaten too much and I feel sick. Takeaway shrimp fried rice and some chips. I don't think it even touched the sides.


I hate myself : (

Help me think thin thoughts.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 19:27, 179 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
Laxatives'll put that stuff straight through you
Also, I now have a job. Win.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 19:30, Reply)
Woo!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 19:36, Reply)
I was about to start a thread myself
But it's not a happy one.

Does anyone know about Lymphoma? I've read some stuff on the internet and it isn't helpful.

BGB has the frivolous answers, I get the serious ones.

EDIT - My brother has been diagnosed with Lymphatic Cancer - hence the question.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 19:32, Reply)
Blood cancer
White cells, bunch together, bad. Cancer = bad.

edit: For a more detailed answer, wait for berk to appear probably.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 19:34, Reply)
Don't know
He starts Chemotherapy on Monday.

From what I can see it's a good survival rate - about 92% - but he has the family trait of never going to a doctor unless a limb drops off so I don't know how long this has been going on.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 19:46, Reply)
On a lighter note.
At least he hasn't got the JeffAids : )


*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 19:52, Reply)
Thanks
I'm not feeling too jovial tonight, so I might not inflict my usual thread-stopping dullness on further proceedings.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 20:01, Reply)
Understandable.
Let us know how he does.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 20:03, Reply)
OK
We can encapsulate things briefly - The Disappointed and his sister have always been very close (not in a Bert way) and the younger brother was always left out.

Now he is ill - and it's a big guilt trip as well as a worry.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 20:17, Reply)
Pfft! does he hold it against you?
Stuff like that happens all the time between siblings everywhere.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 20:20, Reply)
I don't know
He's very different from me. He's gay, very much into the gay scene, lives in South London, extemely successful in his field (restaurant development).

We've not had much contact over the last few years but we're in touch.

Fuck knows why I'm putting all this on b3ta. Normally I know exactly what to do and I do it. I don't know what to do about this.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 20:39, Reply)
Sorry to hear that hon.
Have they caught it early?
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 19:37, Reply)
Take away!
I thought you were going to the gym this evening?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 19:33, Reply)
I did : (

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 19:36, Reply)
Well if you went to the gym as well
Then there is no real damage done is there?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 19:38, Reply)
I feel like Mr Creasote : (
Don't look at me Jeff, I'm fat.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 19:39, Reply)
so think waffer thin

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 19:39, Reply)
Better?
Bring a bucket, I'm gonna be sick
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 19:41, Reply)
I feel your pain just had egg fried rice and wandering dragon
From the Chinese nom nom
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 19:33, Reply)
Is wandering dragon a Welsh thing?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 19:33, Reply)
it a euphemism
for killing and eating a hobo
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 19:34, Reply)
Nah Filton ave. Garlic prawns and chicken

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 19:38, Reply)
What Indian to you use?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 19:39, Reply)
Don't really not a huge fan prefer Mexican and pizza

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 19:42, Reply)
*is gobsmacked*
You'll be telling us you don't like breasts next.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 19:43, Reply)
Not quite but I do prefer small boobs
Is that weird?
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 19:45, Reply)
You disgust me.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 19:46, Reply)
I'm sorry blousie
I can't helP it
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 19:47, Reply)
Bob the Bumder
Is his new name, based purely on his ambivalence towards Indian food.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 19:46, Reply)
Fine by me
I will think on it when eating fajitas with the Uni girl
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 19:48, Reply)
I hope her and her small boobs make you very happy.
*sneers*
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 19:50, Reply)
Perfect b cups blousie

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 19:51, Reply)
From the sounds of things, they are making him happy.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 19:51, Reply)
It's sick if you ask me but different strokes for different folks.
*jiggles her f cups*
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 19:53, Reply)
What's sick about small boobs?

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 19:54, Reply)
It's not natural.
You might as well go the whole hog and sleep with men.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 19:56, Reply)
Bob the Bumder? Remember.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 19:57, Reply)
Never a truer word spoken Jeff.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 19:57, Reply)
Never a truer word spoken in Jeff
(Is the full quote I believe).
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 20:47, Reply)
I don't like willies though?

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 19:57, Reply)
Who does!
I'm not that keen on them either.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 19:58, Reply)
Oi!
It's not my fault I'm not as tit-tastic as you Blousie, I would love a nice set of C's or D's but I am stuck with my pingpong-ball-in-a-sock B's :(
(berk, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 20:27, Reply)
Wotcha talkin' about Blousie?
*Does the Arnold stare*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 19:54, Reply)
Ology!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 19:57, Reply)
I can go a long way with an Ology I can.

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 2 Dec 2010, 19:59, Reply)
You certainly will : )

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 20:00, Reply)
Miss Blousie - I will be at the station at 4pm on Saturday. :)
I double checked my trains today, and they're all still running.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 2 Dec 2010, 20:01, Reply)
Huzzah!
I shall meet you there.

*gets a bit excited*
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 20:03, Reply)
:-D
I'm going to have a snowfight with you?
I've been practising with my host brothers.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 2 Dec 2010, 20:04, Reply)
Damn right!
My sis might join in too : )
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 20:06, Reply)
Ohhh lovely.
did you want me to cook something? we could have a bit of a feast. :)
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 2 Dec 2010, 20:06, Reply)
We're having pizza as Beekers and his gf won't get to us till 8pm.
She's coming straight from work. So quick food then pub.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 20:08, Reply)
sounds good.
right, I'm going out in the snow again, LOVE YOU.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 2 Dec 2010, 20:11, Reply)
:(
Fucking central heating.

*grumble mutter grumble*
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 2 Dec 2010, 20:26, Reply)
I expect pictures of the snowball fight and full results of hits.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 20:08, Reply)
Will do : )

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 20:10, Reply)
Good work!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 20:11, Reply)
The mistake you've made there Poppet
Is believing them. We'll have more weather between now and Saturday.

I'd suggest you say 'Blousie, I'll be there within the next couple of weeks'
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 20:03, Reply)
I doubt it will get any worse.
Don't make her fret.

Any problems with the train to Tod then phone me and I can pick you up from Manchester but I doubt there will be.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 20:04, Reply)
*tries not to fret*

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 2 Dec 2010, 20:05, Reply)
*Suggests you don't fret*

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 20:12, Reply)
See what you've done now.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 20:16, Reply)
I've stopped Poppet from freting.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 20:29, Reply)
You started her fretting.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 20:35, Reply)
I'm really trying not to fret though.

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 2 Dec 2010, 20:49, Reply)
Maureen!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 20:02, Reply)
my neighbour is a lady called Maureen.
she's painfully thin.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 2 Dec 2010, 20:02, Reply)
It's uni-girls fajitas you want to be eating, isn't it?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 19:50, Reply)
Jeff, how vulgar

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 19:52, Reply)
Bob, how correct

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 19:53, Reply)
I like your style

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 19:55, Reply)
If he does it well she might let him smother her chimichanga with his sour cream.

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 19:54, Reply)
Or burrito his cock in her clunge?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 19:56, Reply)
swim little shrimpies
swim all the way through
don't turn into fat
Turn straight into poo
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 19:33, Reply)
POTD

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 19:34, Reply)
Hahaha!
The shrimps are the least of my problems.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 19:37, Reply)
I'm glad I've got to the point where I feel so horrible and guilty after a takeaway I don't eat them any more. It takes time but you'll get there eventually.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 20:04, Reply)
It's not really the food but the amount.
And I don't have them very often.

Your headache gone yet?
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 20:07, Reply)
Aye I avoid takeaways because I'm never full.
Used to get egg fried rice, sweet and sour chicken, beef chowmein, crispy duck with pancakes and about ten million prawn crackers. I'd finish it, be stuffed and then hungry again half hour later. God knows how I was never a fat mess.

And yeah I'm dandy now cheers, it didn't last long. Definitely gonna be in bed soon though if my insomnia will let me.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 20:14, Reply)
Wait till your my age.
A fat mess will be exactly what you become.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 20:16, Reply)
I like to think I saw sense before it got too bad, but I was defo getting portly.
Really cut back and don't eat any rubbish now so I'm back to my fighting weight.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 20:23, Reply)
*ducks and weaves*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 20:34, Reply)
*swans and knits*

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 2 Dec 2010, 20:35, Reply)
*geese and crochets*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 20:39, Reply)
*seagulls and pearls*

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 2 Dec 2010, 20:43, Reply)
*bert and ernie*

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 20:49, Reply)
*Little and Large*

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 2 Dec 2010, 21:00, Reply)
Foster and Alan.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 21:00, Reply)
*vodka and orange*

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 2 Dec 2010, 21:15, Reply)
*pint and a fight*

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 21:24, Reply)
*ootside noo*

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 2 Dec 2010, 21:26, Reply)
What have I missed?

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 2 Dec 2010, 20:28, Reply)
the toilet
old man
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 20:30, Reply)
Have you decided what you are going to do with your date this weekend?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 20:30, Reply)
Getting him to pay would be a good start.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 2 Dec 2010, 20:37, Reply)
i'm meeting him in a coffee shop
then taking him to the museum.

I'll probably try and pay for the coffee, I always feel awkward when people pay for me
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 20:40, Reply)
So you'll get him high on caffine and then bore the shit out of him looking at old stuff?
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 20:50, Reply)
No I haven't.
I don't bother with toilets anymore, I just piss myself instead. Lovely and warm in this weather.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 2 Dec 2010, 20:33, Reply)
oooo nice

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 20:40, Reply)
I did a Windows update.
It was awesome. You should have been here.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 20:34, Reply)
I was at work Blousie.
FOR NO READILY APPARENT REASON BECAUSE THE FUCKING MEETING WAS CANCELLED!
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 2 Dec 2010, 20:35, Reply)
That is a bit shit DG.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 20:37, Reply)
I'm working from home tomorrow come what may.
You still bashing on Saturday or has the weather beaten you?
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 2 Dec 2010, 20:39, Reply)
Staying home.Poppet, beekers and his gf coming over.
We're going to the Polished knob.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 20:40, Reply)
Can't say I blame you in this weather.
Booked the train tickets to Leeds today. £6.50 each. Woo! Although it means we will get in at 1pm, which is a bit early.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 2 Dec 2010, 20:42, Reply)
For the gig in February?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 20:47, Reply)
Yup.
Can get tickets back for the same price but it means getting home after 10pm. But we'll save half the far doing that anyway, so probably worth it.

I like Leeds anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 2 Dec 2010, 21:01, Reply)
Good place to mooch around : )

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 21:03, Reply)
True.
Beekers is there, and I have another mate there I haven't seen for a bit. Failing that it'll be an afternoon in the Scarborough Taps :)
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 2 Dec 2010, 21:04, Reply)
JUST DANCE
gonna be okay
da da do do
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 20:31, Reply)
You wanna dance?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=AM_fpspCq2c
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 20:36, Reply)
You say dance?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2AzpHvLWFUM
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 20:56, Reply)
This is dancing
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gHvATmUsSg
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 20:57, Reply)
Never got to do any of this in Kos : (
Maybe next time.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 20:58, Reply)
Ooh, yes.
Possibly not this year, although if I get my redundancy... I find out on Monday.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 2 Dec 2010, 21:05, Reply)
I like to dance.
But nowadays I need a great deal of alcohol to get my shimmy on.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 20:36, Reply)
SADDEST OF SAD FACES EVER
I just dance to the music in my head
like a stripper
but a fat one
I'm verrrrrrry flexible
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 20:48, Reply)
trolls be trollin

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 20:57, Reply)
I can't help you thinking thin thoughts
I drank a lot of wine last night and have stuffed myself with fattening crap all day.
(berk, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 20:35, Reply)
I'm drinking now.
I'm drinking to forget what a porker I am.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 20:38, Reply)
I am also drinking.
I don't have to worry about a hangover because I'm staying at home tomorrow. Motorway Russian roulette can fuck off.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 2 Dec 2010, 20:40, Reply)
The main roads aren't too bad round here.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 20:43, Reply)
I got stuck in our estate this afternoon.
A neighbour had to push me out :(
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 2 Dec 2010, 20:43, Reply)
Aw man
I wish we had snow like that here :( I have some friends who live in Thornley and they've had the better part of two feet now.
(berk, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 20:44, Reply)
somehow we have none at all
just a little left on the hills from last week
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 20:46, Reply)
It's very pretty.
But a major pain in the arse for driving in. Especially when it takes three hours to drive 18 miles :/
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 2 Dec 2010, 21:03, Reply)
Argh, harcore
Have they not been gritted or snowploughed or owt?
(berk, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 21:06, Reply)
Yes
but the constant snow renders it useless. Driving home tonight the A1 went from clear to covered in a matter of minutes.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 2 Dec 2010, 21:08, Reply)
You're not a porker
shrimp are fish, fish are good for you right?
(berk, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 20:41, Reply)
Try telling that to Robert Shaw.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 2 Dec 2010, 20:42, Reply)
Shark lols.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 20:46, Reply)
Isn't he still dead?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 20:46, Reply)
Yo Tuggers!
Wassup!
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 20:50, Reply)
Well...
I am in Leeds with work and dreading the drive home tomorrow as I may be here 'til late afternoon. On a bright note I have just ordered a takeaway. How's you?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 20:54, Reply)
I've had takeaway and I'm sitting on the sofa doing a very reasonable impersonation of Jabba the hutt.
Leeds?

Where do you hail from?
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 20:56, Reply)
stop being so self deprecative.

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 2 Dec 2010, 20:57, Reply)
I've been like this for 45 years.
I can't stop now petal.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 20:59, Reply)
sure you can.
Also, my mummy calls me Petal. You're my b3ta mummy now.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 2 Dec 2010, 21:00, Reply)
Hahaha!
Being a B3ta mummy is better than the real thing.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 21:04, Reply)
It totally is.
expect my mummy worries about me allllll the time. I have to text her every day so she knows I'm still alive.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 2 Dec 2010, 21:05, Reply)
I'm a b3ta dad several times over.
It's great; no pocket money, no hormones to deal with, no messy rooms...
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 2 Dec 2010, 21:06, Reply)
can I have some pocket money?
please? I just want some sweeties..
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 2 Dec 2010, 21:08, Reply)
Tidy your room first.
You may get some if you manage to visit ours. For sweets, read copious amounts of Greek food and wine.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 2 Dec 2010, 21:10, Reply)
ummmm... I don't know if I can...
I've sort of got all my days booked now. :(
I wasn't sure if you were free or not and didn't want to impose myself on you if you were busy!
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 2 Dec 2010, 21:12, Reply)
Well, if you do get a window
the offer's there. I'm pissed off we can't get to Blousie's this weekend, but there's nothing we can do about it bar go horribly in debt and perhaps killed on the motorway.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 2 Dec 2010, 21:13, Reply)
it's okayyyy, I'll definitely keep that in mind.
If you want someone to blame, blame Noel. I was supposed to be going to scotland and it fell through and he wanted to catch up properly so we are.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 2 Dec 2010, 21:16, Reply)
Noel's lovely
He'll look after you well.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 2 Dec 2010, 21:17, Reply)
He completely is isn't he?
apparently we're going on walks together.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 2 Dec 2010, 21:19, Reply)
^this.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 21:19, Reply)
today one of the students pointed out
that I am the same age as her mum :(
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 21:05, Reply)
Blousie's the same age as my mum exactly almost.
in years anyway.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 2 Dec 2010, 21:07, Reply)
I live in Gloucestershire which is reasonably snow free.
Unlike Leeds.
My pizza is here - woo. Onion and peppers kicks ass.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 21:00, Reply)
is that where the guy fell up to his middle in a puddle?

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 2 Dec 2010, 21:01, Reply)
yes
there is a blue plaque next to where the puddle was. You can get a bus tour to look at it
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 21:03, Reply)
ooooo I like the idea of that. :P

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 2 Dec 2010, 21:04, Reply)
He was a midget anwyay.
We are also famous for Fred and Rose West, and inbred German's owning property in the area.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 21:05, Reply)
For fuck's sake.
I just dropped the bastard. If I was at home I would scoop it up but God knows what lurks on a Holiday Inn carpet.
Bollocking fuck.
I'm off for a pint.
Good night Cindy you svelte minx.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 21:03, Reply)
Hahahaha!
Booze will solve all problems.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 21:05, Reply)
It won't take the stain out of the carpet

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 21:07, Reply)
It's not your carpet.
Don't fret it.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 21:09, Reply)
The fried rice and chips aren't though.
I know it's only pschological and that really I look like Cindy Crawford to everyone else : D
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 20:45, Reply)
i always hoped I had body dysmorphia
but it turns out I was just a munter
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 20:46, Reply)
I'm sure it's not true
but I have to admit I laughed quite loud at that.
(berk, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 20:47, Reply)
Hahahahahaha!
POTD
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 20:49, Reply)
two in one day!

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 20:51, Reply)
hahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 20:51, Reply)
We didn't eat too badly
if you consider neither had dinner (or in your case lunch either)
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 21:05, Reply)
I can't help
I've been thoroughly revolting this evening partly due to lack of money
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 20:48, Reply)
On the game again?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 20:49, Reply)
always
with the provision that being on the game involves eating kettle chips, coleslaw and diet coke. I feel revolting
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 21:04, Reply)
Kettle chips are made of potato
potatoes aren't all bad for you, look! www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-11864290
(berk, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 20:51, Reply)
They taste amazing too.

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 2 Dec 2010, 20:53, Reply)
Just hope that you meet a man
who follows my motto:

"All cats are black in the dark".

Fuck it, over 40, should we really care about being overweight as long as we're not obese...
(TheImmortalJenkins, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 21:02, Reply)
It's very hard to shake off the insecurities of youth.
Once I'm with a guy for a while and I realise he likes my wobbly bits then all is fine. It's just getting to that point that's the struggle.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 21:07, Reply)

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