Actually
I dreamt that David Cameron, Barak Obama, Kim Jong-Il and Nicolas Zarkozy were locked in deadly hand-to-hand fighting, whilst a retarded Geordie with one CSE in Woodwork held the supreme British military strategic position.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 8:59, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Al?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 9:02, Reply)

No, a real Geordie.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 9:22, Reply)

Oh fuck off you haggard old druggie

(Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 9:32, Reply)

Wobble off, you diminutive tub of shit.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 9:43, Reply)

Monters, that's a trifle unfair.
Next to you, everyone's diminutive.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 3 Dec 2010, 10:02, Reply)

Apart from Maxi, the man-mountain.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 10:21, Reply)

Yes, apart from him.
But he's a rugby player so is probably on steroids or something.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 3 Dec 2010, 10:25, Reply)

No steroids

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 10:27, Reply)

You mean that's natural???
FREAK!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 3 Dec 2010, 10:31, Reply)

Maybe I'm an elf or something

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 10:40, Reply)

I'll drink to your elf!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 3 Dec 2010, 10:49, Reply)