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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I didn't snooze.
I went to my sis and then collected Poppet from the station.

Poppet says hello.

I'm just waiting for 6pm and then I can have a drinky poo.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 16:20, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
I'm having one now.
Kill or cure.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 4 Dec 2010, 16:21, Reply)
Me too
Kingstone Press cider for the win
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 16:23, Reply)
Why are you waiting till 6?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 16:22, Reply)
Because she's not a raging alcoholic like you?

(berk, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 16:24, Reply)
Meh

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 16:26, Reply)
*shrugs*
I'm not judging, Mr. 100-bottles-of-out-of-date-Carlsberg ;)
(berk, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 16:32, Reply)
They'll be out of date in 18 days.
I might have to go and see if they've got anymore, as they'll be long gone by the 22nd.

YOU DRUG USER.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 16:34, Reply)
OH NOES!
You're absolutely right, I drink and smoke weed occasionally too. The horror, I'm such a hypocrite. :P
(berk, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 16:35, Reply)
heh heh heh
Are you going out this evening?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 16:36, Reply)
Yes, later
but only briefly and I'm driving so I can't drink.
(berk, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 16:41, Reply)
If you aren't drinking, you won't be spending.
So that's good, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 16:44, Reply)
Exactly
it's also a total ballache to get from here to there by bus and I'm far too tight to get a cab. Plus I'm saving all my pennies for Bristol next weekend!
(berk, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 16:51, Reply)
I hope the weather improves for those travelling to Bristol.
The long-range forecast suggests it'll be freezing again next week.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 16:57, Reply)
I'll be on the motorways, I'm sure it'll be fine
and I have 36 hours to get from Bristol back to Oxford for my interview, so I'm not worried. Not about the travel, anyway!
(berk, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 17:03, Reply)
Hahahah!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 16:31, Reply)
It's because of social convention.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 16:25, Reply)
The rules are, there ain't no rules.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 16:27, Reply)
I have company and don't want to rat arsed in front of guest too early.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 16:32, Reply)
Yeah, wait til I'm there :)

(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 16:33, Reply)
Woohoo!
Come through the back way when you get here. 3rd house along remember.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 16:34, Reply)
I won't get lost this time :)
How I got lost when it's a straight line from the station I'll never know
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 16:35, Reply)
Yes, and you hadn't even been drinking at that point
...oh wait, you weren't actually drinking later in the evening, either, what with that special blue label stuff you somehow managed to acquire...
(berk, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 16:36, Reply)
Pfft!
Yeah yeah...
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 16:39, Reply)
You're never gonna live that down Beekers.
Just accept it.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 4 Dec 2010, 16:41, Reply)
Never!
Yeah, ok.
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 16:42, Reply)
I have two bottles left from the summer just for occasions like this.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 16:40, Reply)
Bring it to the pub
We'll be sorted if there's another lock in!
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 16:41, Reply)
*Reads*
*BK, Kick my back doors in.*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 16:36, Reply)
Try reading it again.
You seem to have messed up the translation.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 16:41, Reply)
Hang on, if I read this correctly, you appear to be suggesting that you want to set some sort of example?
Okay.

Who has stolen the REAL Blousie?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 16:35, Reply)
Bwhahahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 16:37, Reply)
Out of interest.
Is it also a social convention to give your guest a glass of Vimto whilst you cock about on the Internet? :)
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 16:38, Reply)
It's the law in Todmorden, Jeff.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 4 Dec 2010, 16:40, Reply)
I can understand why you bailed this weekend DG
Bets there was nothing wrong with your heating
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 16:42, Reply)
if it stays like this I can say
we are top of the league!!
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 16:46, Reply)
And now you can say it.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 16:58, Reply)
WE ARE TOP OF THE LEAGUE!!!!!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 17:00, Reply)
Poppet is also cocking about on her internet.
*blows raspberry*
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 16:42, Reply)
I quite like my internet.

(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 4 Dec 2010, 16:43, Reply)
How you getting on then? sick of the snow yet?

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 16:44, Reply)
not sick of the snow at all. I love it.
On the trains up to Blousie's today I was seeing frozen over rivers and I thought it was aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 4 Dec 2010, 16:46, Reply)
happy days mate! glad you are having fun. I had my Israeli neighbour over earlier for a dooby
and he was whinging about the temperature.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 16:46, Reply)
in all fairness it's incredibly cold here.
but I'm really enjoying it - it's very bracing.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 4 Dec 2010, 16:52, Reply)
What do you think of the Vimto?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 16:58, Reply)
Vimto is amazing
I am sure Poppet is overwhelmed by it.
(berk, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 17:07, Reply)
Reckon?
I'll bet she is looking at her watch, begging for 6pm to come round.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 17:09, Reply)
I bet otherwise
I've heard our Aussie friend is a tiny wee bit of a lightweight. If she starts this early Blousie will be putting her to bed by 8pm!
(berk, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 17:11, Reply)
I thought the Aussies were big drinkers.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 17:17, Reply)
Some of us are, I'm certainly not.
I was very drunk at the bash, very very drunk. Not much drinking for me tonight...

Also I'm a bigger fan of Tea then I am of Vimto.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 4 Dec 2010, 17:22, Reply)
Blousie will be crushed by this news.
She seems to live for Vimto.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 17:24, Reply)
I'm bringing a bottle down for you.
YOU WILL DRINK IT AND LOVE IT.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 17:27, Reply)

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