I feel slightly guilty about everyone I voted off the show on Thursday
but very happy that they went, and not me
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:13, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Are you allowed to tell us what happened?

( girlinthehole, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:14, Reply)

Yep :-)
My sig contains clues
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:18, Reply)

Oh I see
Well done, how much did you win?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:21, Reply)

I'll be impressed if it was over £1300
they have right mongs on there now
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:25, Reply)

£2,610
Which is not bad for answering a few questions. I might try and make a living out of this

Edit: thank you for the well done :-)
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:25, Reply)

Ok, NOW I'll assume you won
Nice one fella, 2.6 grand is a tidy sum indeed!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:26, Reply)

Cheers mate
Am open to suggestions as to what I should spend it on. Laser eye surgery is winning at the minute, although "a fucking big telly" is also in contention
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:27, Reply)

How bad are your eyes?
Pay off a little debt, then have a massive holiday with the missus.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:28, Reply)

My eyesight is shockingly poor
-6.5 and -6.25. Not as bad as wellgroomedwookiee's but bad enough. Paying off some debt is definitely on the cards, so if I have my eyes done too I'll be looking at a long weekend rather than a massive holiday!
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:30, Reply)

do it!
i had it in 2000, it was great.

i was -5 in both eyes, i had perfect 20/20 vision for about 8 years, and although they have slipped slightly (to about -1), i only wear glasses for driving 10 years later.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:32, Reply)

It's the slippage that worries me
But I've got macular degeneration in both eyes so I need to do something or my eyesight will be shot to shit by the time I'm 50
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:35, Reply)

eyesight anus
(Bazongaloid, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:37, Reply)

it is annoying
i blame my job; i spend my life staring at print and computer screens.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:43, Reply)

Me too...
However I'm unlikely to be able to conjure a grand, which I think is roughly what it would cost, at any point in the foreseeable future.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:48, Reply)

it's particularly worth it on holiday
on the beach/catamaran/poolside etc
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:55, Reply)

Good point
I've always wondered what it'd be like to be able to see underwater - never dared open my eyes unless I wasn't wearing lenses, in which case I can see absolutely fuck all
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 11:09, Reply)

Might be worth it then
Just make sure you do something fun with some of it.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:32, Reply)

that's shockingly poor?
I'm -14.5 in one and -13.5 in the other :(
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 6 Dec 2010, 11:08, Reply)

Go ski-ing to a nice resort
with full board.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:31, Reply)

I CANNOT ski
In the way that people on the X Factor CANNOT sing
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:36, Reply)

Woooooooooo!

( girlinthehole, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:22, Reply)

Your sig only says you're the Strongest Link
Every round that announcer says who's the Strongest Link that round, plus it's not uncommon for the strongest to get tactically voted off before the final.

Therefore, I won't assume you won.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:25, Reply)

I won
I was also the Strongest Link every round from about the 4th onwards I think
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:26, Reply)

It's hardly fucking Wikileaks material....

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:18, Reply)

Well even if it was we'd find out about it soon enough. Although admittedly I doubt it'd be on the front page of the Guardian like the rest of the cables.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:21, Reply)

Shush you!

( girlinthehole, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:21, Reply)

Is he on telly?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:20, Reply)

Yes
Peter Tatchell's just launched a new channel 'Outrage! TV' - DF is the dance correspondent.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:25, Reply)

That Assange bloke has led you up the garden path on this one my friend
Oh hang on, that's my phone...
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:26, Reply)

Hahah
Congratulations by the way, very well done.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:27, Reply)

Thank you very much Mr Boyce
Very decent of you. I won't ask you to lower yourself by watching it when it broadcasts
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:29, Reply)

If you won't ask, I won't suffer the embarrassment of declining.
*shakes hands*



PS I fear a million and one photshopped stills from this may plague you. Just a friendly 'beware' from me, here.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:32, Reply)

Only if someone puts it on YouTube
My tv antenna's fooked.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:34, Reply)

A good point well made
In the words of Gaz from The Full Monty, people don't laugh so hard when you've got a grand in yer back pocket

Gaz had obviously never met all of you, however
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:34, Reply)

Did you win then?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:18, Reply)