Sushi Bento Box.... I fucking <3 Farringdon
So, tell me something about something you love.
( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 12:40, 89 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Starting a new thread without someone else starting one at the same time.

( girlinthehole, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 12:43, Reply)

Did you have a new thread idea? You can jack mine if you want, I'll copy'n'paste it or something.

( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 12:47, Reply)

Don't worry!
It wasn't exactly mind blowing : )
( girlinthehole, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 12:50, Reply)

What was it Blousie?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 13:04, Reply)

It was concerning a newspaper article about middle-aged sex.
How 50 somethings are putting it about nowadays.
( girlinthehole, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 13:07, Reply)

Is putting it about similar to 'posting the same thing twice'?
EDIT: Curses.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 13:08, Reply)

I love you love, my only true love.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=HcpjzQhIiss
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 12:49, Reply)

OMG PAED!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 12:53, Reply)

He made some brilliant records, the dorty fecking cornt.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 12:58, Reply)

When I was 9 I had Gary Glitter pictures in my scrapbook.
Oddly enough, he had pictures of 9 year olds in his.

There were some great songs though.
(Cave Duck, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 13:01, Reply)

debtors who get my nasty letters
and ring up and IMMEDIATELY PAY THE ENTIRE LOT BY BANK TRANSFER, thus making the client realise the true extent of my genius.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 12:55, Reply)

Err snow and christmas.
Children singing, welling up at ridiculously sentimental films, a week off work with the family, Phil Spector's "A Christmas Gift For You" album, nut roast with all the trimmings.
(Cave Duck, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 12:57, Reply)

I love my sleeve tattoo
And tattoo art in general. It saddens me when people condemn all tattoos as self-destruction for the lower classes, or associate them with criminals, when I have seen countless examples of beautiful art on people's skin.

Yes, there are a lot more shit tattoos out there than good, but then I'm sure there are more people who bought a "Take me to your dealer" poster from Athena than there are pictures in the Louvre.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 12:57, Reply)

^this
Two ladies admired my new tattoo in the pub toilets on Saturday night.
( girlinthehole, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 13:09, Reply)

It is a stunning, and beautifully executed tattoo!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 13:10, Reply)

Thank you. *grins*

( girlinthehole, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 13:12, Reply)

new tattoo . . . . . .
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 13:19, Reply)

Strikethrough does not compute.

( girlinthehole, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 13:25, Reply)

Lolled. Really.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 6 Dec 2010, 13:55, Reply)

Summer.
I fucking love summer. It's nice and warm and critically, it doesn't snow.

My car slid down the hill on Friday and narrowly avoided hitting another car. Very lucky, but I wouldn't have needed the luck if it had been bloody summer.
( Kroney, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 12:58, Reply)

I love being in my nice warm house
listening to good music, with a nice cuppa on my psychadelic sofa.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 6 Dec 2010, 12:59, Reply)

these* of all three kits I own, these are my favourites



*catalogue pic not my ones.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 13:00, Reply)

My mate Ted, having parted ways with me and my drummer friend as we made our way home at the end of a night out
shouted after us and came running back as there was something that he needed to know. His qustion was "Can you get left handed drum kits?"

He's got a degree and works in the design office of British Aerospace.
(Cave Duck, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 13:11, Reply)

As a lefty, when I had my very first lesson I had to ask the same question
then the teacher came over and made me look stupid.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 13:14, Reply)

I'm trying to think of something I love.
This really isn't easy.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 13:01, Reply)

Cats?
I imagine the dog thing is more about the power.
( Kroney, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 13:02, Reply)

I'm allergic to cats.
Stupid furry little fuckers that they are.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 13:03, Reply)

Shush you
cats are awesome. You love beer and bestiality, amirite?
(berk, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 13:04, Reply)

I might open my own B&B
But rather than offering rooms to rent, people can come over, pay me cash and then drink beer and fuck some animals.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 13:06, Reply)

Sad to say...
I think this kind of thing probably already happens :(
(berk, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 13:09, Reply)

I wonder if you can book such a break through
Ho-seasons?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 13:10, Reply)

Bumlins?

(berk, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 13:16, Reply)

Thomas Cock?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 13:17, Reply)

for the middle claas
Mark Boner Holidays.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 13:20, Reply)

Fist Choice

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 13:25, Reply)

you can fly with Quimtass

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 13:27, Reply)

I think it's already quite popular in some backwater places in America.

( girlinthehole, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 13:10, Reply)

america Somerset
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 13:11, Reply)

+ Wales.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 13:11, Reply)

no butt, we dont rent, we own.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 13:13, Reply)

Zider!

( girlinthehole, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 13:12, Reply)

I'm sure some of the chest pains I've been experiencing of late are down to excessive cider consumption.
I might have to lay off it for a few weeks.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 13:15, Reply)

Good idea!
Absence makes the heart grow fonder.
( girlinthehole, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 13:18, Reply)

Chocolate (or any manner of sweet tasty things which are bad for my teeth and waistline)
and being toasty warm whilst it snows outside. My office is cold and I ate my snack size twirl two hours ago. Meh.
(berk, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 13:04, Reply)

I remember when snack sized chocolate bars were called 'fun' size.
Those were the days.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 13:07, Reply)

Pfft
maximum fun cannot be found in a tiny fucking chocolate bar - nestle were probably sued for false advertising.
(berk, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 13:08, Reply)

What is your favourite chocolate bar?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 13:11, Reply)

Currently
I would say probably Galaxy hazelnut, but I also like Green & Blacks maya gold and Cadbury's caramel. I'm not massively fussy, in all honesty.
(berk, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 13:14, Reply)

When did you last have a Caramac?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 13:17, Reply)

I like a Caramac now and then.

( girlinthehole, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 13:19, Reply)

Not for ages
had a Gold bar not too long ago though, they're more or less the same thing, I think?
(berk, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 13:19, Reply)

does a McVitie's gold bar count as a choc bar or biscuit?
cause there my fave.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 13:17, Reply)

Gonz's super special Hot Chocolate.
Big mug, none of those normal size mug ponses, there simply isn't enough room in one.
- Fill the mug up with 3/5ths milk and 1/5th of cream.
- Pour the milk/cream into a saucepan, add some 'Cadbury's Drinking Chocolate' and sugar, about a big spoon of each.
- Whisk and heat up.
- Put about 4 marshmellows into the mug
- Crush up a bar of Galaxy ripple and sprinkle half over the marshmellows.
- Add the milk/cream/chocolate to the mug.
- Pour over the rest of the galaxy ripple.

If I had a blowtourch thing, I'd add a layer of toasted marshmellows too.

It's OHMEGoodnessGRACIOUSMe.
( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 13:14, Reply)

I may try this, albeit sans marshmellows

(berk, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 13:15, Reply)

If you were to add some Bailey's to it, would it be ever better?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 13:16, Reply)

Probably
Booze improves most things
(berk, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 13:18, Reply)

Correct answer.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 13:21, Reply)

Maybe replace the cream with baileys ? Might just work.

( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 13:19, Reply)

I expect full analysis to be conducted by yourself.
And a report with your findings posted here.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 13:20, Reply)

Pea!
I like......Vimto, my parent's dogs, breasts, willies,(but only the ones that like me), cold and crisp winter days, cats, books, sci fi films and books, art, figuring something out on the computer on my own, walking in the countryside, a well fitting bra, getting goose pimples when a great tune comes on my ipod when I'm at the gym, my home, my friends, curry, red wine, the fact I don't care what people think of me anymore and ........dirty sex on clean sheets.
( girlinthehole, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 13:17, Reply)

+ Zombies
(But we all know that zombies are BENT)
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 13:19, Reply)

watch it Jeff
I love Zombies too. They are awesome.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 13:21, Reply)

Tell that to a zombie when you're being chased by one down the street.

( girlinthehole, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 13:22, Reply)

may I TJ please?
do you consider exchanging "sexy" emails or text messages to be cheating on your significant other?
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 13:18, Reply)

Yes!
Unless it's on B3ta threads in public with other B3tans.
( girlinthehole, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 13:23, Reply)

Yes I think it is
At the very least, your significant other would have every right to be very pissed off with you.

But anyway, what are you wearing?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 13:25, Reply)

my monday pants
you?
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 13:28, Reply)

Green Hoody
Nice Jeans, my green and brown Vans. Couple of old T-Shirts as it's cold. No thermal underwear today.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 13:29, Reply)

Green Hoody
Nice Jeans, my green and brown Vans. Couple of old T-Shirts as it's cold waterproof trousers, of course.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 13:32, Reply)

that's not very sexy at all
get on those thermals
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 13:33, Reply)

Not really cheating as such but like Albert said grounds for your partner to be peeved.
Can't be a good thing for a relationship.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 13:30, Reply)

I don't think they're a very 'significant' other if you're fancying that kind of fandango with someone other than them
So yeah, go ahead!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 13:32, Reply)

I'm going to use this as evidence when you try and sue me for breaking up your marriage

(Bazongaloid, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 13:37, Reply)

He proposed to ME not you
You'll never be more than a bit on the side, you slag.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 13:40, Reply)

But I tell you that anyone who looks at a woman lustfully has already committed adultery with her in his heart.
And if thy right eye offend thee, pluck it out, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell.

Matthew 5:28-29.
(Cave Duck, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 13:34, Reply)

Better to live on a corner of the roof than share a house with a quarrelsome wife.
Proverbs 25:24
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 13:37, Reply)

Ezekiel 23:19-20
Yet she increased her whoring, remembering the days of her youth, when she played the whore in the land of Egypt and lusted after her paramours there, whose members were like those of donkeys, and whose issue was like that of horses.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 13:40, Reply)

In the beginning was the word.
And the word was....BREASTS!
( girlinthehole, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 13:41, Reply)

Deuteronomy 25:11-12
If two men are fighting and the wife of one of them comes to rescue her husband from his assailant, and she reaches out and seizes him by his private parts, you shall cut off her hand. Show her no pity.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 13:41, Reply)

You're getting a bit personal now

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 13:42, Reply)

hehe

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 13:46, Reply)

Tru seh dat Rasta.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 13:40, Reply)

Jah will provide

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 13:42, Reply)

You're all fucked then.

( girlinthehole, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 13:37, Reply)

Blowjobs, Serenity, my Family, my Friends, all you lot, Roast Beef dinners, marmite, Branston Pickle...
This guy, the fact I've just had a great weekend, and I got a payrise
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 13:21, Reply)

Staying in bed with bad music.
Staying in bed full stop. Warm baths, cups of tea with skimmed milk, menthol cigarettes, and my jewellery that I always wear.

I hate the fact I don't know how to spell jewellery.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 13:50, Reply)

And you being Jewish and everything.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 13:58, Reply)

I said something frightfully anti-semitic in front of some casual acquaintances and good friends
The casual acquaintances looked horrified, and bezzie shook her head and said "Oh, it's ok, she's a Jew."

I'm going to get in trouble one day.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 13:59, Reply)

I've thought about this, and apparently I don't hate everything.
I love cigarettes, books, swearing, drawing little cartoons, rediscovering music on Spotify, vodka, dancing like an idiot, Guinness, shoes, money, 6B pencils, The Doctor, Bert and Ernie, my lovely new room, pretty underwear, free Jagerbombs, my sisters, my new phone, bows on clothes and headbands, hair dye, make up, getting angry on FB and Twitter about politics and the media, summer, live music and making people agree with me.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 6 Dec 2010, 14:04, Reply)