because we get so fucked around by shitty bastard men
that any natural sweetness and loving kindness and generosity of spirit gets leached out of us with every non-reciprocated blow-job and non-call-back...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:32, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post998208
( djtrialprice, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:33, Reply)

The thing iseveryone is a weirdo it's just finding someone who likes your kind of weird.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:37, Reply)

oh totally this young padawan

( djtrialprice, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:40, Reply)

Or as I've previously said
you're on the look out for compatible personality disorders.
( djtrialprice, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:41, Reply)

do you hide your weird and unleash it in small chunks
or go balls deep from the off and go for shock and awe tactics?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:41, Reply)

There are some who go for the latter
like my perpetually single friend Chris who moves from one disastrous relationship to the next.

I've tried having a word but it's not done anything really.
( djtrialprice, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:45, Reply)

I am going for option one at the mo
so far so good.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:46, Reply)

Well played Bobby
By the time your weird is out in the open, it'll be too late for her.

Muh-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
( djtrialprice, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:50, Reply)

C'mon guys
Join me in some Skeletor laughs
( djtrialprice, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:51, Reply)

"YEAH!"
"a-what's goin aaaawn!"
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:00, Reply)

mwah ahahahahahahha
I am 'dating' a girl from uni. I would say seeing but I hate that term.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:07, Reply)

Both terms are shit
Either way, I hope it goes well for you!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:13, Reply)

thanks mate

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:14, Reply)

There are orders of weirdness though.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:42, Reply)

and then there's just plain cunts

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:43, Reply)

better a plain cunt than an ugly one though

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:44, Reply)

Yeah, thanks for that.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:45, Reply)

plain waxed

Giggity.
( djtrialprice, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:45, Reply)

waxed is the only way to go
but there are many male specimens out there for whom the pain of having bubbling hot wax smeared all over you by some random eastern european bird and then ripped off.... are totally and utterly NOT WORTH IT!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:46, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post998208
( djtrialprice, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:52, Reply)

you mock
but YOU WEREN'T THERE
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:55, Reply)

Awww I'm not mocking
I hope your luck improves
( djtrialprice, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:56, Reply)

well.
it could not get any worse. so far we have ruled out the following hunting grounds:

school
university
college of law
work
friends' work
pubs
clubs
b3ta
speed-dating

any other ideas???
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:59, Reply)

Supermarket

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:04, Reply)

I'll drag you out somewhere in Oxford
and we'll find you someone nice
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:06, Reply)

i would like a professor
i could totally get on board with this.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:07, Reply)

I had a good looking Italian professor last year
he had the most magnificent name. We could go hunt for him?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:08, Reply)

i would like this

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:17, Reply)

I can't imagine you'll have too many problems getting him.
Isn't the flag of Italy shared with the French? A white circle on a white background?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:17, Reply)

so you're saying
that as long as rswipe is threatening enough she'll get him?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:22, Reply)

I just think walking with an air of confidence will intimidate the average Italian/Frenchman.
She'll have no problems.

As long as she wears proper shoes, not those weird trainers.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:26, Reply)

it's worked before
it'll work again
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:27, Reply)

you'd be right in there
he's shy, good looking (though with dark hair) and has a nice accent. He's also v intelligent- his subject is Classics but he does a couple of digs as well I think
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:32, Reply)

intelligence is next to godliness!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 1:03, Reply)

B3ta
and also not judging a book by it's cover, or going for something other than your type.
I don't blame my catalogue of wankers for being wankers. Not really. I slag them off in my anecdotes but I allowed them to be wankers and they acted accordingly. I chose them. I hope to gawd I learnt from each disaster though.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:07, Reply)

Twitter.
Worked for some happy b3ta folk once, no reason why it can't work again.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:08, Reply)

Twatter
When she just won't shut up
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:18, Reply)

elaborate please I am thick

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:43, Reply)

There's quirky and charming weird, then there's willingly-listens-to-Nurse-With-Wound-and-has-no-morals-or-shame weird.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:49, Reply)

the latter scare me and unfortunately seem to outnumber the former.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:51, Reply)

I don't know, Nurse With Wound is quite an acquired taste.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:52, Reply)

No way!
haven't you seen misery!
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:56, Reply)

Oh yes, I've been to Portsmouth.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:07, Reply)

haha clicked this

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:08, Reply)

me too

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:11, Reply)