I have a maths exam tomorrow
Which I have to pass if I don't want to screw up my plans for the whole of next summer, it's been snowing for the last week so I can't get out and do anything, I still have to cook for myself and my two flatmates, I have a headache and I really, really, really want a drink (but can't have one because of the aforementioned exam).

I was also woken up early this morning by a frantic flatmate wanting me to proofread a seven page essay (English is not her first language) on a topic I don't understand in less than an hour. I then couldn't go back to sleep because of the sound of scraping snowshovels through my window as my neighbours attempted to dig their cars out for the umpteenth time.

Oh and I also have a lab report to write before Friday, but I've been too busy with revision to start it. I know what I will be doing all tomorrow afternoon.

Sex? Don't make me laugh bitterly.



/whinge


Alt Q: Coffee laced whisky cream truffles.




Edit: Although on the sex front, my flatmates (boy and girlfriend) are doing fine. I just wish they would stop their kissing and toe-curlingly inane conversation while I'm in the room. At least it's in Lithuanian so I don't have to actually understand it, and playing ACDC through my headphones blocks out the worst of it.
( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:35, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Ugh
I am a strong advocate against public displays of affection. Even if public means only one other person in the room.

Turn the hose on them, like dogs.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:47, Reply)

It's hard to hold back when you fancy the arse of someone.
I feel the same way but have not been able to stop myself kissing someone in public, even at my age.
( girlinthehole, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:51, Reply)

There are acceptable levels,
I'm talking about stuff like blocking the science corridor with full on tonsil tennis and getting in the way EVERY TIME I'm late for maths.
Or that couple that don't seem to realise their friends are there and they're not in bed alone together.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:55, Reply)

Oh well that's just plain wrong.

( girlinthehole, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:57, Reply)

Sounds sickening

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:48, Reply)

Why do you think I've been on here so much lately?
When I agreed to let her come over (all the bills and contracts and so on are in my name) I thought she was dead against them too.
( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:50, Reply)

Practice cultivating a homicidal leer
She might get so creeped out that she leaves - or at the very least, stops feeling lovey-dovey.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:54, Reply)

Not likely
If she can put up with me in the mornings when I'm often too grumpy to speak for the first 30 minutes after getting out of bed, she can put up with anything else I might do.
( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 20:02, Reply)

A really disgusting cough?
Surely that'd put anyone off their stride
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 7 Dec 2010, 20:04, Reply)

This has actually made me snicker
And I might have to consider doing it.

Edit: Oh God now she's singing again. My head wants to fall off.
( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 20:06, Reply)

QUICK! START COUGHING!

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 7 Dec 2010, 20:09, Reply)

Can't at the moment
It makes my head hurt.
( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 20:17, Reply)

awww
I know how to say 'Shut up' in Latvian. Lithuanian must be similar.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 7 Dec 2010, 20:18, Reply)

I know a Lithuanian guy whose name looks very much like it should be pronounced Anus
it is not, but it's funny seeing people make that mistake.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 20:23, Reply)

There's a common Latvian surname, Puke
It means flower and is pronounced 'Puh-chey'
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 7 Dec 2010, 20:26, Reply)

isn't learning fun?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 20:27, Reply)

My surname means 'Little Drinker'
I'm 5'1" and drink like a fish.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 7 Dec 2010, 20:29, Reply)

Very true!
That Vodka orange went at frightening speed...
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 20:43, Reply)

I had a hangover!
And I thought it was very rude of you, the guys around us and the barman to point out.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 7 Dec 2010, 20:46, Reply)