I was born in Coventry
which is pretty much the Canada of the West Midlands. The cunts I had the pleasure of sharing a classroom with damn near destroyed my life. Now I'm spoiled rotten by a sugar daddy 13 years my junior. I'd say karma works nicely.
(LittleWhiteTreat, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 6:05, 28 replies)

He's not a sugar daddy if he's 13 years younger than you, he's a toyboy.
Hth.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 6:49, closed)

So you story is that you were an unpopular child and have incredibly low aspirations.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 7:54, closed)

How's it like Canada?
Can none of them play basketball or something?
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 8:12, closed)

Huge, rolling plains, mountain ranges, great lakes, that sort of stuff.
You should go! It's famous for its beauty and for the charm and intelligence of its citizens. There's also the legendary 'Twang Club', starring famous 'word economist' Pooflake.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 8:32, closed)

Have to say, that doesn't
sound much like Coventry.
(username failed moderation, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 9:31, closed)

They have funny flappy heads that are completely detached at the mouth
and address each other as 'guy', 'buddy' or 'friend'.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 19 Dec 2012, 9:17, closed)

It's the fact that they respond to every question with "Eh?"

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 9:37, closed)

That's more Liverpool though, eh?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 19 Dec 2012, 9:46, closed)

I'd say you've misunderstood the concept of karma.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 8:50, closed)

It's the creamy one, isn't it? Not too spicy.

(ubergeekian, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 16:12, closed)

pfft

( zulu eh?, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 23:15, closed)

13 years your junior?
Nice one, Savile.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 9:10, closed)

Does he lavish you with crudely drawn crayon pictures to stick on your fridge?

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 10:38, closed)

I like this

(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 10:45, closed)

I also like this.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 13:16, closed)

Jumping on the bandwagon here
but I also like this.
(NecroMage crippled autism on, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 15:58, closed)

I'm going out on a limb here, but fuck it - I like this

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 16:31, closed)

Nonce.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 11:11, closed)

It's essential to the concept of "sugar daddy"
that the person concerned be significantly older than you (hence "daddy") and spend money ("sugar") on you.

If you're giving a younger man sexual favours in exchange for money or gifts then he is technically a "sugar boy", or possibly a "punter". Does he play for Manchester United, by any chance?
(ubergeekian, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 16:17, closed)

This is impressively thorough,
and suitably demeaning.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 17:00, closed)

I like Canada
and breasts
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Wed 19 Dec 2012, 17:35, closed)

I prefer breasts.
As to Canada, I am fairly ambivalent.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 19 Dec 2012, 23:19, closed)

Having lived in Canada for some 4 years
and visited Coventry a few dozen times which seemed like hundreds, I know where I'd rather be.
( Infidel , shit and wrong, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 0:27, closed)

Coventry
I spent a year there one Thursday.

Used to work with a woman whose nickname was 'Coventry' because she got bombed every night.
(Barnetboy, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 9:52, closed)