Overheard secrets
When I was a barman, I stood by polishing a glass as a couple had a hushed argument two feet away about what they were going to do now she was pregnant. The bloke promised to leave his wife, but subsequent hushed arguments revealed that he did not. What have you overheard?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 13:36)
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There's so much I to say
but then I'd have to kill you and use that special switch to turn off the interwebs.
Damn! Damn! Oh shit there's a Party Van just pulled up outs i

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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 8:58,
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teach me the cursor thing mofo or the kitten gets it.
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enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 11:28,
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It's just a gif, you fucking spastic.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 11:35,
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hahaha. extrapolate much gleet gobbler?
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enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 11:39,
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Don't get upset just because you're a fucking spastic.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 12:41,
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Ye, I definitely was. Good spotting.
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enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 22:18,
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GIF you say?
How about a jpg:

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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 14:59,
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Please
tell me you picked me at random.
Otherwise I WILL need to buy that rifle I've been eyeing up.
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Awk Industries is actually a helic- NO, STAY BACK SHARK!, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 15:26,
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Of course it wasn't random.
We know what you're up to, AwkOS272. We know everything.
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Zuowan, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 15:37,
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Lucky you
:)
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dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Sun 28 Aug 2011, 16:03,
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And you thought you were just being paranoid didn't you?
Well no - in fact everyone is actually talking about you ;-)
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 16:30,
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You mean
AwkOS272 doesn't know about the emails??? Oh, dear. I thought he would have been let in on it.
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Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Sun 28 Aug 2011, 17:17,
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*Removes tin-foil hat*
Come on,
your mum makes me moist is utterly shite.
[Edit.] On second thoughts, I'll get that rifle anyway.
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Awk Industries is actually a helic- NO, STAY BACK SHARK!, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 17:47,
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Uhhhhh
Thanks, I think.
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Blaah Blaah, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 20:48,
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Thanks be to cr3
Again!
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Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 28 Aug 2011, 23:56,
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That's very flattering, but please repect my personal 50 yard boundary
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 1:45,
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Heehee!
It's not like I haven't been trying.
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Blind Meach Cautiously optimistic, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 2:01,
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WTF!
o.O
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wehttamman via B3ta for microwave, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 6:36,
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Oh fuck here we go again
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 10:28,
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People's first exposure to Makes Me Moist is always funny.
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Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 11:26,
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Yes
well it was only until I was in the shower that I got how it was done and after I had changed my login I should know better I know...
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Bernard17, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 12:57,
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Freaking out right now
But in a good way
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elgordo, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 15:56,
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Yikes.
Just looking at that makes my eyes hurt. I have a collection of vintage eyewear and recently bought a pair of frames that had lenses in them at least as thick as those (har har). I haven't yet removed the lenses due to the disorientation every time I look through them even briefly.
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louveciennes , Volvospotter, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 16:06,
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dear god alive and shafting allah
that was sooooo like looking in the mirror this one time on medium drugs
you forgot the drippy snot but close enough ;-}
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 21:48,
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Um, what did I say or do that makes you moist?
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Wagane, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 0:52,
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Fuck
Should always read the rest of the thread.
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Wagane, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 0:54,
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um?
wtf? am I now a meme?
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anonymouse sitting in front of a screen since 1989, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 16:12,
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No
Just a little slow.
Bless.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 16:28,
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well that cleared it up for me
cheers
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anonymouse sitting in front of a screen since 1989, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 16:55,
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is it an automated thing then?
?
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anonymouse sitting in front of a screen since 1989, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 17:00,
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Aye
A script adds your username to the image before serving it. Freaked the hell out of me first time I saw it...
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 20:41,
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