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This is a question Things You Still Can't Do Properly Despite Being a Proper Grown Up

An Inflatable Bearded Whumpus asks "What can't you do properly despite the fact you're a fully grown and responsible adult?"

Nothing instills confidence more than overhearing a builder on the site opposite muttering "Righty-tighty, lefty-loosey" to himself.

Basically, stealing the idea from this thread on reddit.

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Mon 2 Feb 2015, 10:13)
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I still can't use rude words properly.
If only there was a page somewhere on the internet which gave instructions on how to swear.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 18:13, 19 replies)
Have you tried being original and doing some kind of portmanteau swearing where you mix a rude word with and animal's name?
You massive bum-otter.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 18:18, closed)
fucking tit-shag

(I helped save b3ta! Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 18:37, closed)
I like Shitehawk

(Porcupine, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 12:28, closed)
fish wife clagackers

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 19:35, closed)
You silly pube-wheatear

(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Mon 9 Feb 2015, 21:17, closed)
Oenanthe onanism.

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 10 Feb 2015, 21:28, closed)
you great effervescing snotferret

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 22:50, closed)
SPASTIC CUNT PRICK
you can have that one for free
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 23:09, closed)
You're such a pussy-cat

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 14:06, closed)
Shite-Snake

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 14:06, closed)
watermeloning cranberry

(I helped save b3ta! idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Tue 10 Feb 2015, 20:45, closed)
Dillock

(I helped save b3ta! CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 20:51, closed)
Try reading the Daily Mail, or listening to Nigel Farage speaking
...You'll find that you start swearing, fluently and copiously, without even trying.
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 12:12, closed)
RIGHT, KIDS???

(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Wed 11 Feb 2015, 19:35, closed)
please explain how one can swear fluently

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 20:27, closed)
Try Italian
French is good too, but rather wordy.
(I helped save b3ta! CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 20:51, closed)

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