Personal AdsA somewhat shocked friend writes, "I did not realise it is considered de rigeur to send a cock shot with the first email."
Welcome to the world of personal ads. How deep down the rabbit hole have you gone?
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chthonic, Thu 13 Sep 2007, 15:01)
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Fuck the cat!That's a mighty impressive list of euphamisms for the anus! *shudder*
I agree, some of the women who are ranked low are most likely voted down by other women outside of b3ta. The scores really are rubbish- there are much hotter guys on there than me, for example. And there are some remarkably hot women who have not fared as well as they should have.
In any case, it's been loads of fun to finally have faces to go with the names attached to those hilarious answers...
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The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 19 Sep 2007, 14:48,
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It's been fun......just seeing what people look like. I couldn't care less about the ranking because it's all bullshit. New pics sit at the bottom for ages whatever people look like.
As EBD and disasterprone say - just lighten the fuck up and enjoy it. I bet all the people moaning have gone and had a good look at the pics anyway. There's always a collective moaning about the QOTW answers - invariably never people who post anything interesting anyway.
Life's too short. So post your pic or don't post your pic - enjoy or piss off!
edit... Woo - my ranking is like Northern Rock's share price! I hit an exaggerated high of 10th - now down to 93rd. I can almost feel the investments being pulled out of me :)
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dan j what the buggery bollocks is this?, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 14:40,
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TeranToothless Wonder (you say "Oh toothless wonder what wisdom do you speak of" some guy said it when he farted and it stuck in my mind ever since, was funny, guess you had to be there at the time)
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TeranTowel holder
You know those rubber bungy type thingies which to poke the end of a tea towel in?
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TeranThe average puckered anus caked in dried faeces resembles a rusty sherrif's badge (the star variety favoured by John Wayne)
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Big BirdsI want to see more BBWs on HON. Come on all you tubbies, scoop your buttocks out of the dingy sails you use as underwear and present them to the camera for my delight.
I want to see women who, when naked, resemble a white chocolate walnut whirl. Dont be ashamed, girls, beauty is in the eye of the beholder and I;ve got widescreen eyes!
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HmmmmI think its to do with the fact that your picture is open for vote from everyone on the interweb, some women are jealous of the fine looking women of b3ta and are voting them down, do you think a woman/girl purposely starving themself to keep slim (to fit in to the cardboard cut out of what FHM/Zoo/Nuts etc) can say what is an attractive woman, and is going to vote for a very attractive woman fairly that isnt a bag of bones and hasnt only a rusty sheriffs badge to remind them where their arse is?
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Why on the rest of the site (not b3tards)some complete quasimodos (m+f) 7s 8s and 9s
and gorgeous people 1s and 2s ? It is not
right at all the voting, there's no justice.
;-)
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Trollman, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 14:23,
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Well done disasterproneThat's what I like to see, some good ol fashioned fightin' talk.
Question of the week sucks, its much more fun reading everyone's progress on hot or not.
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Hedge diverI've been wondering the same thing. I (a fairly plain looking bloke) am apparently equally as attractive as The Chicken, who is a rather fine young lady. This is quite clearly a load of bollocks.
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 14:14,
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why ?why are the girls so low in the chart ? Come on guys these ladies are beautiful, mind you a lot of the guys are pretty hot too....
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hedge_diver, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 14:10,
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Change Your Photo Lose Your Scoreshotornot.com/r/?eid=REEQSLH-HWE
Arses, I'm at #179. ARF!
That's me on the right btw. Photo taken in a bar in Islington by the pool table with a rack of seagull postcards....I have *no idea* why. It was Dan's birthday yay Dan
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Fathter Puddytat Kill Kill dat widdle boid is mine on, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 14:09,
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Off TopicWhenever someone offers me chocolate-covered nougat with hazelnuts in it, I've been coming over all queasy like.
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For once i agree withEB-D.
Please savour this rare moment - if you don't like the HoN people have introduced to liven up what was turning into a dull QOTW then fuck off til tomorrow when it changes.
However, I think we do also need a QOTW Talk board so that we can have live multi-person conversations as well as the Official QOTW board for proper on-topic answers.
General chit-chat and slanging is a lot of fun, and the QOTW users are pretty distinct from /links and /talk users...
Thoughts?
Please Gaz me to discuss a course of action.
By the way - I'm sure most of those not on HoN are using the excuse of "I'm above this" to justify their being either ashamed of their secrets and posts or of their looks.
The voting is bullshit, and depends as much on answers that have pissed people off as it does on looks but I have enjoyed putting faces to names of people I enjoy reading, and of the few I gaz an awful lot and consider friends (although in an abstract way, owing to a lack of physical meetings). In a way, this is on topic; I have a few friends on here (and speak with them via text and phone, oh, and exchange mucky pics with [you know who you are] I would happily meet {and expect to, one day} were it not for other commitments). I expect b3ta is a prime online dating site in many respects.
Now fuck off and stop whinging you miserable bunch of cunts!
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disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Wed 19 Sep 2007, 14:02,
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