My name is Amorous Badger
And I believe I have the power to sneer at and take the piss out of anyone on QOTW.
(McChinaman banned, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 17:21, 53 replies)

Yeah...
...but it's more absolute pathos than absolute power. He can't be a happy bunny. Just press 'ignore' if he does your head in.
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 17:27, closed)

^ this

( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 17:30, closed)

I'm starting to think that you have a desk alarm that goes off whenever someone says something vaguely disparaging about me.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 17:36, closed)

i'm starting to think that you have a desk alarm that goes off whenever sandettie agrees with someone saying something vaguely disparaging about you

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 17:30, closed)

My desk alarm just went off
what can this mean?
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 17:31, closed)

your latest delivery of bananas has arrived

( Lightguy hail satan, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 17:37, closed)

sometimes i think you're not fit to be running del monte

( Lightguy hail satan, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 17:42, closed)

Right
so that's why I've been wearing this white suit and patronising natives. It's all starting to fit together.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 17:54, closed)

Top use of a thesaurus without actually reading the definitions here.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 17:34, closed)

Don't you dare use your absolute pathos

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 17:36, closed)

First you get the money, then you get the pathos, then you get the women

( Theoban What of it, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 17:38, closed)

FIGHT THE PATHOS

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 17:39, closed)

Oh, I get it, just because AB is a sneering know-it-all, you think he's greek?
Fucking BANG out of order.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 17:44, closed)

I love you Gonz.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 17:47, closed)

My name is chinaman
and I appear to be taking a comedy website seriously.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 17:31, closed)

I bet he's not even a real Chinaman.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 17:32, closed)

Half-truths, prevarications and downright lies
this place makes me sick.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 17:38, closed)

I bet you're not even actually being sick right now.
(Shinigami, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 22:47, closed)

There's comedy
Then there's malicious bullying "haha, you are a retard" behaviour. There's a difference.
(McChinaman banned, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 18:56, closed)

Do you regularly write letters of complaint to the people behind Speak You're Branes, Lamebook and, appropriately enough, Passive Aggressive Notes too?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 9:54, closed)

Stop that.
If you want to be taken the same way as those websites, rather than as a single-forum demi-troll, go and set up bFAILta.com or something and set up your archive there.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 12:10, closed)

Do you even know what a troll is?

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 1:34, closed)

Not so much trolling
as unwarranted self-importance.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 11 Jul 2010, 4:40, closed)

More, or less, self important than calling mild mockery 'bullying' would you say?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 17:41, closed)

No, I didn't think you did.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 18:12, closed)

Seriously though, it's the same thing, only on a much smaller and shitter scale.
The theory's the same though.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 17:20, closed)

Haha
you are a retard.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 20:39, closed)

b3ta.com/questions/power/post782518
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 17:32, closed)

Has Amorous Badger
posted seven replies?! If any of them are any good can someone copy and paste so I can read?
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 17:44, closed)

*THE IGNORE DRUM*
www.kineticnorth.com/StuffAndTing/b3ta/YHBI/Default.aspx
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 17:48, closed)

that's excellent

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 17:56, closed)

I like the way he's desperately trying to pretend that he has me on ignore.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 18:02, closed)

Hang on...
The ignore button means that you can't read any of the replies to the people you're ignoring!
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 18:03, closed)

FAIL

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 18:05, closed)

And now I'm popping you back on ignore.
I know every board needs its, er, characters but your unique brand of, ah fuck it.
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 18:07, closed)

*shakes head sadly*
You're fooling no-one here.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 9:50, closed)

It's not so much Amorous that I mind,
it's more the hangers-on.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 11 Jul 2010, 4:40, closed)

WE ARE A CLIQUE
ALL OF /TALK IS A CLIQUE.
*CLIQUES*
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 17:23, closed)

b3ta.com/talk/6881194
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 17:26, closed)

i just did a poo into my hands

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 17:29, closed)

You are a thin-skinned mong.
AICMFP
( Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 23:30, closed)

I've been through the Archive and he wasn't in it.
I must have been rude to a girl he fancies.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 10:15, closed)

Technically, we all have the power to sneer at and take the piss out of anyone on QOTW.
But most people don't because there's no point. It's very boring watching one over-judgemental retard call the other retards retards. retards retards retards

Also, doing the b3ta failblog 'for my own amusement' = 'because nobody will ever love me'.
(tarbin tarbis, tarbit, tarbamus, tarbimus, tarbant, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 12:58, closed)

No need to be an over-judgemental retard

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 15:56, closed)

:-0
ZOMG you used the phrase 'over-judgemental', General Pinochet once used the phrase 'over-judgemental' and he was a RACIST! Therefore you are a racist AICMFP and you deserve to go into my ARCHIVE. YEAH, that'll make me feel better about myself
Why Daddy? Why did you leave me?
(tarbin tarbis, tarbit, tarbamus, tarbimus, tarbant, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:26, closed)

You're a bit shit, really
oh well.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 20:57, closed)

You over-judgemental retard.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:11, closed)

Do you think that possibly, you might be taking an overtly serious approach to someone taking an irreverent approach to an humour based website?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 18:07, closed)

You're obviously just a retard.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 12 Jul 2010, 18:39, closed)

How judgemental would you say I'm being?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 19:50, closed)

You're an amorous chinese man-badger?

(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:55, closed)

Accept NO imitations.

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 15 Jul 2010, 7:12, closed)

Everyone has that power.
But only Amorous Badger has the authority.
(Vlad the Inhaler forgot his password, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 19:31, closed)