I've asked my girlfriend for this for christmas...
www.thewhiskyexchange.com/P-5129.aspx

Quote:

"At 79.9%, this is only for mixing, or as a 'float' to supercharge cocktails, where it contributes a surprising array of flavours as well as the extra alcohol. Don't drink it neat. Please."
(Flap Burger hasn't really got a burger made of flaps, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 10:30, 10 replies)

Tch! What do they know?
*opens bottle*
*sniffs*
*passes out*
Merry christmas to all, and to all a good night...
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 10:41, closed)

I've taken a sip of 80% Absynth before
It feels like you have heart burn down your entire esophagus and into your stomach. Can't be doing your insides any good.
(wehttamman via B3ta for microwave, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 10:50, closed)

We clean and sterilise our lab benches with 70% ethanol.
That stuff's akin to paint stripper.
(The man with the flan swashed his buckle on, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 10:58, closed)

ouch
yeah that is deadly, I still have fond memories of me an the ladyfriend lying on her bed vomiting noisily into a carrier bag over 5 years ago - haven't touched it since !
(AndySpanners not working too hard on, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 11:26, closed)

Stroh 80
The best way forward.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 27 Nov 2009, 11:51, closed)

Seconded

(fibonacci_cunt cunt, cunt, cuntcunt, cuntcuntcunt,..., Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:20, closed)

Thirded.

(syz, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 17:53, closed)

I see your 79.9% and raise you 88%: Balkan - Vodka 176
What you want is some of this!
www.thedrinkshop.com/products/nlpdetail.php?prodid=1700

I'm really tempted to get some, along with a bottle of Chase Distillery Potato Vodka (which I tried a month or so back and was amazing, never had a straight vodka before that truly was pleasant to drink neat and had no burning or horrible after-taste at all!)

But to get both will cost me £75+ and I can't seem to justify that sort of money on falling down water.
(The_Mighty_Spleen, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:18, closed)

Balkan
Also has that little tag that says "Don't drink it neat!". Poppycock, says I, and drinks it neat.

I couldn't taste things for weeks. But, heyho, we did make some bastardo cocktails out of them (the Absinthe Martini - take 2 parts Balkan, 1 part Tanquery No. Ten gin and a drizzle of overproof Absinthe from the wrong side of Moscow. Mix, and sip) and learned that we were hardened drinkers.
(Schumann makes awesome quiches., Mon 30 Nov 2009, 0:31, closed)

Sounds like a challenge.

( idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Sat 28 Nov 2009, 0:29, closed)