So many...
People who work at the Job Centre. They seem to think that because I am looking for a new job, that automatically means that I am stupid, below them and never want to work. Stupid judgmental arses.

Call centre workers. Because I used to be one, I understand how cripplingly boring that work is. But at least talk to me like a sentient being.

Those people who hassle you with clipboards when you're out shopping. No I do not have time to answer any questions, and you are not getting "a few details". Leave me alone.

The police (the profession, not the band). Some of them are genuinely nice people, they are over shadowed somewhat by the arsey ones who are on a power trip.

Greeters in supermarkets etc. Never quite saw the point in them.

Vegans. Okay, I know it's not a profession but I really hate the pretentious twats. Yes I eat meat... There is nothing wrong with that! You are not better people than me!!



There are so many more, and I have discovered that I am quite a hateful person. Ah well.
(NoStrings Tastes like zombies!!, Sat 29 May 2010, 16:22, 9 replies)

tool sharpeners
they've got an axe to grind
(nimrodihnio making gravy for one., Sat 29 May 2010, 16:22, Reply)

Critics
What gives them the right to pass judgement on work other people have done?

Furthermore, they're shit at what they do.
(Uhmfhshhghd, Sat 29 May 2010, 15:31, 2 replies)

Claires bitches
I fucking hate Claires Accesories. The piercing is utter stupidity. The only training the bints that do it need is 'heres a button, press it.' Those guns are dangerous! All they do is use sheer force to crush a blunt earring into your flesh, and it hurts! I have a fair few piercings and so have learnt a bit since my early needle and ice days, but it doesn't take a genius to realise something sharp is going to slide through much more smoothly than cramming in a blunted piece of metal. And using hands and a needle is much more precise than a bulky gun than so easily jams, it's honestly heartbreaking to see a child crying with one of those stuck inside their ear.

It sickens me when I walk past a Claires and see a wetherspoons patron lifting her child out of a pushchair to be put through that, whose to say an 16 month-old child wants gold hoops hanging from their head? It just disgusts me to see it.
(MissUnexpectedNuttering Mad to live, Mad to talk, and burn, burn, burn...., Sat 29 May 2010, 15:21, 13 replies)

'Sales Engineer'
I spent 4 years at university studying my ass off for a Mechanical Engineering degree. I get asked if that means I'm a mechanic. I work 12 hour night shifts making sure the national railway infrastructure's working or the Daily Heil will be on our ass quicker than you can say 'BANK HOLIDAYS RUINED BY RAIL SCUM'.

You got a sales job for a carpetbagging scum of the earth company who hoovered up the assets of British Rail when the Tory nobs privatised the whole shebang. You know next to fuck all about engineering practice. Yet you're a Sales Engineer.

YOU CUNT.
(scentless_apprentice takes two bottles into the shower!, Sat 29 May 2010, 15:13, 2 replies)

composers of military music
i'm not marching to your tune any more
(nimrodihnio making gravy for one., Sat 29 May 2010, 15:04, Reply)

Taxidermists
they can go and get stuffed
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Sat 29 May 2010, 14:40, Reply)

Professional cynics.
Their hearts just aren't in it.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Sat 29 May 2010, 14:16, 1 reply)

Conductors
should be given the chair.
(roysin, Sat 29 May 2010, 14:13, Reply)

Nice and completely irrelevant;
But it's my birthday today.
Cheers
(Freddles, Sat 29 May 2010, 14:00, 2 replies)

Brands
Those fuckers who work for brands. Mars or Redbull for example.

"Let's diversify! Let's make Mars Planets / Redbull Cola!" Cue 2 years of product development and marketing.

"Let's look at the sales then, oh no Mars Planets / Redbull Cola are/is a commercial flop and has failed to eat into any of the market share of frankly enormous and already established competitors like maltesers / coca cola. Does that mean that the company is going bust and we're all losing our jobs?!

No cos while we've been dicking about, distracted by this guff, we've still sold shed loads of Mars Bars / Redbull like always."

Your day to day work is pointless and the company is better off without you.
(CharlieSomethingElse, Sat 29 May 2010, 13:37, 2 replies)

Proctologists
my arse.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Sat 29 May 2010, 13:33, Reply)

Pornographic actors specialising in bukkake.
Come on!
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Sat 29 May 2010, 13:14, Reply)

Prostitutes
Fuck them.
( stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Sat 29 May 2010, 12:06, Reply)

Turf growers
Sod them.
( stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Sat 29 May 2010, 12:03, Reply)

Government and HIPS
Quickest £400 down the drain: Last Wednesday coughed up for a HIP so we could put our house up for sale. Next day HIPS were abolished. Can I get my money back? The agent says no and the Govt don't respond to my emails - bastards all.
(krebbin, Sat 29 May 2010, 11:47, 4 replies)

Sex tourism travel agents
they can all fuck off.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Sat 29 May 2010, 11:20, Reply)

That Tour De France lot
they can get on their bikes.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Sat 29 May 2010, 11:19, Reply)

TV Chefs.
Not all of them - just most of them.

Especially the fuckbags (well - one fuckbag in particular) that try to sell you pork sausages from UK supermarkets with shady organic credentials, all the while preaching to the general public about the value of self-sufficiency and organic produce.

You don't give a fuck about fat school kids or young offenders - it's all just a marketing tactic to get your slobbery face all over my TV so you can try to sell me more of your generic recipes and secure yourself yet another book deal and TV show.

Fucking hypocrite.

I might try your recipes, but the 10 litres of cockney slobber needed for your "pukka beans on toast" is difficult to come by where I live.
(god_is_a_ghoti Carpe Deum., Sat 29 May 2010, 11:15, 4 replies)

Professional milkmaids?
pull the other one
(nimrodihnio making gravy for one., Sat 29 May 2010, 10:59, 1 reply)

Milkmaids
Always expecting a pat on the back
( shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Sat 29 May 2010, 10:56, Reply)

The 'clown doctor' might be a good idea,
but I don't think it's a good idea to have clown funeral directors.
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Sat 29 May 2010, 10:54, 2 replies)

Anything that exists to add a layer of bullshit
Between participants in what should be a simple transaction. Estate agents, I'm looking at you. Jobs (I refuse to call them professions) like that seem to exist in order to make life more difficult.
(Vlad the Inhaler forgot his password, Sat 29 May 2010, 10:49, Reply)

Clown Doctors
are a sick joke
theodora.org.uk/#
Having coulrophobia, these idiots make my skin crawl every time we visit Great Ormond street hospital. I have posted before about these evil jokers and find no redeeming qualities whatsoever in them.
I will be spending the next 2 weeks there with my 5 year old and will have to constantly on my guard to make sure they can't steal my soul.
(nimrodihnio making gravy for one., Sat 29 May 2010, 10:48, Reply)

Took my dog to be castrated.
Told the vet, 'Your job is the dog's bollocks.'
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Sat 29 May 2010, 10:46, Reply)

Funeral directors
don't they know, it's a dying trade?
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Sat 29 May 2010, 10:41, Reply)

Clown lawyers
Should be laughed out of court
(nimrodihnio making gravy for one., Sat 29 May 2010, 10:37, Reply)

Bookkeepers
I went to my local bookkeeper looking for something to read, all they had were copies of the racing post. Rubbish!

The library's no better, wouldn't take my bet.
( stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Sat 29 May 2010, 9:48, 2 replies)

bus drivers
just where the hell do they get off?
(nimrodihnio making gravy for one., Sat 29 May 2010, 9:20, Reply)