tired barristas
wake up and smell the coffee
(nimrodihnio making gravy for one., Fri 28 May 2010, 18:56, 3 replies)

anger management consultants
just calm down
(nimrodihnio making gravy for one., Fri 28 May 2010, 18:53, Reply)

jugglers ?
what a bunch of tossers
( horace wimp needs more than 49 characters to fully express hi, Fri 28 May 2010, 18:52, Reply)

Proctologists
Always poking around...
( jim_bob can herd cats., Fri 28 May 2010, 18:50, 1 reply)

successful lumberjacks
good fellers
(nimrodihnio making gravy for one., Fri 28 May 2010, 18:49, Reply)

sewage workers
do a shit job
(nimrodihnio making gravy for one., Fri 28 May 2010, 18:47, Reply)

Dental hygienists
They're always trying to get fresh with me!
( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Fri 28 May 2010, 18:41, Reply)

Orthopaedic surgeons
Just bad to the bone.
(witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Fri 28 May 2010, 18:39, 1 reply)

Brain surgeons
Need their bloody heads examining
( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Fri 28 May 2010, 18:31, Reply)

Anyone with the word 'agent' or 'consultant' in their title
**As my old man used to say, "A consultant is someone who borrows your watch to tell you the time".**

I still can't see the value of Estate Agents either, now that the internet provides a far more powerful forum for buyers and sellers. Who needs a spotty oik in a cheap suit and spiky hair to show them round someone else's house?

And as for recruitment consultants... I daren't even start writing about them in case I end up breaking my keyboard. (I'm sure anyone who works in IT or something requiring really specific skill sets, will sypmathise).

The only 'agents' I'll forgive, are secret agents, as I've never knowingly met one, (and I don't plan on becoming a terrorist).


**That was when he was in senior management... Then he quit and became a management consultant...
( HoratioFellatio Taking the the out of psychotherapist, Fri 28 May 2010, 18:19, 1 reply)

telephone sales people
Mainly the ones the cold call for home insurance companies. I have one at the moment, been calling me for about six weeks now, i recognise him number and i have answered inavertantly a few times an told him politely the NO i dont want to switch my house insurance to wechargeyoulessbuthiddencostsreallyfuckyouupthearse.com/anddonteverthinkofclaiming/,you'd think after studiously ignoring the calls between six and ten times a day for the last six weeks they would of taken the hint, heck you'd be forgiven for me mistaking me saying "no i dont wish to change thankyou" for "not today but ring back in an hour"...but i was very very very direct and to the point when finally put through to the manager i said "take my number off your database and never ring me again or i shall be contacting my solicitor and hitting you with an harrassment charge" but no....nonononono the fuckspludgering idiots still ring every day, six times a day, seven days a week!! I have treied putting them on hold (for 2 hours) i have tried answering in the style of an angry bull mastiff, heck i even shouted cunt the fuck off once but no...nothing ...they still ring!!

fucking cheerful cunts!
(spinks its only kinky the first time, Fri 28 May 2010, 18:19, 6 replies)

Failed milkmen
you havn't got the bottle
(nimrodihnio making gravy for one., Fri 28 May 2010, 18:02, Reply)

one armed butlers
they can take it, but they can't dish it out
(nimrodihnio making gravy for one., Fri 28 May 2010, 17:57, 2 replies)

sadistic necrophiliac bestiaphiles
your flogging a dead horse
(nimrodihnio making gravy for one., Fri 28 May 2010, 17:54, Reply)

I'll tell you who really grinds my gears
People who don't use the clutch correctly.
( idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Fri 28 May 2010, 17:45, Reply)

Phlebotomists
Sodding bloodsuckers.
( sanityclause is waiting until, Fri 28 May 2010, 17:38, Reply)

Jockeys
get off your high horse
(nimrodihnio making gravy for one., Fri 28 May 2010, 17:20, 2 replies)

Postmen
just sort it
(nimrodihnio making gravy for one., Fri 28 May 2010, 17:19, Reply)

Firemen
get me down
(nimrodihnio making gravy for one., Fri 28 May 2010, 17:18, Reply)

midwives
I hate them, but still I know they're just trying to help a kid out.
( the prick of misery pierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Fri 28 May 2010, 17:16, Reply)

Hypnotists
should be respected for it is a noble and respected profession and all practitoners of the said art are good looking and virile.
Excuse me while I eat this onion shaped apple.
(nimrodihnio making gravy for one., Fri 28 May 2010, 17:15, Reply)

Entomologists
They bug me!
(spinks its only kinky the first time, Fri 28 May 2010, 17:15, Reply)

Male porn stars...
The majority of them are fucking twats.
(Rikardo Montavon, Fri 28 May 2010, 17:12, 3 replies)

hostage?
I could do that with my hands tied behind my back
(nimrodihnio making gravy for one., Fri 28 May 2010, 17:08, Reply)

Bloody immigrants
Coming over here, taking our jobs. Give me ONE good reason why Ali from Pakistan should get a job ahead of an INDIGENOUS (white) BRITISH WORKER and I'll ignore it out of hand because I'm almost literally too ignorant to use trousers.
(StapMyVitals wouldn't mind a bit of that, Fri 28 May 2010, 16:49, 4 replies)

Anybody who works a regular 9 to 5 job
I don't trust the shiftless bastards.
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Fri 28 May 2010, 16:46, Reply)

Food photographers
What a waste of thyme.
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Fri 28 May 2010, 16:45, 1 reply)

Urologists
They just take the piss
(The Cosmic Fool Became aware that the bird is indeed the word on, Fri 28 May 2010, 16:44, Reply)

Fishmongers.
Some of them, quite lovely. Others, just selfish.

Gods above, I'm bored...
( DukeEuphoria Comes highly reccomended, Fri 28 May 2010, 16:43, Reply)