Manchester United fans (amongst which I count myself)...
Fed up with the club's billionaire owners and their ruthless corporate greed? Fancy some sort of gesture that would clearly demonstrate your anger and frustration at the fortunes of the pride of English football being solely reliant on the whims of the barely interested mega-rich? There are a couple of options:

1) You could break away, form your own club, call it FC United, take on the green & gold colours of the team's origins, run the the club as some sort of people's cooperative and re-enter the league at the 10th tier, otherwise known as the second division of the North West Counties league.

That, my friends, is a fucking protest.

2) You could wave a green and gold scarf about the place live on Sky TV while still attending matches using your season ticket, wearing an official 50 quid replica shirt (purchased from the Megastore), occasionally pausing to leaf through an official match program, before wandering off at half time to get a Buzby Burger and large Fergie Fries.

That, less so.
(Monkey Tennis isn't Spartacus, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 13:33, 12 replies)

Glaziers Out!
We want our scarves back!

OTBC!
( Dervel OTBC, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 13:47, closed)

Or alternatively
pick a team at the bottom of the conference league that needs all the support it can get.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 13:53, closed)

Sheffield FC
The oldest football club in the world is a good bet
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 14:02, closed)

Not as old as Ug United

( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 14:11, closed)

From Ug United's name
it sounds like they were actually formed from two or more other clubs in the Ug area.
(salvadorevincent, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 14:44, closed)

Oldest soccer club
Not oldest football club though.
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 15:24, closed)

explain please.
;-)
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Fri 12 Nov 2010, 18:46, closed)

Yep
Very true.
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 14:05, closed)

Excellent post.
Man u is gay
(TheColonel, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 14:52, closed)

No Man,
u is gay, innit
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 14:54, closed)

^^ haha

( snee held his breath since, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 13:00, closed)

Man U Fan?
From the North West?
I'm having none of it. No such thing exists.
( His Popiness the Hole Invaded Poland on, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 22:02, closed)