Old Advert Pun
--Often used by my family, I wished this pun\joke would die. Now I inflict it here. Hah, karma.--

Once upon a time there was a chef named Chervase, who worked in a restaurant. They mainly served fish, especially squid.

Of all the squids there, one stood out from the rest. He was green, vile and had a hairy lip.

Of course anyone seeing this squid would not want him, and would choose another, more appetizing fish. So, over the years, Chervase grew to like the squid, despite being vile and green and having a hairy lip.

He would come in every morning and feed it and clean out its tank every evening. During the summer, a student was taken on to wash up, and his name was Hans. He was a good worker, and helped Chervase around the kitchen. He also grew to like the squid, and fed it daily when Chervase was too busy. One day a gentleman arrived in, claiming to have tasted every squid known to man. When he saw the vile green hairy-lip squid, he had to have it.

So, Chervase pulled the squid out by the tentacles and threw him up on the chopping block. He grabbed his cleaver and in one movement he raised it up and couldn't kill his old friend, the hairy-lipped, vile green squid. He broke down crying and ordered Hans to kill the squid, but Hans couldn't do it either.

Just goes to show you that ...

Hans who does dishes is as soft as Chervase, with Vile Green Hairy Lip Squid.
(reech, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:54, 2 replies)

we always did that one with


Mild green furry lip squid...

round these here parts...
(The Cats Twat, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 22:01, closed)

And
His name was Gervaise (well, at least it's a real name)!
( Ghoti Fingers, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 22:53, closed)