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(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:52)
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Ribbit
A frog hops into a bank and asks for a loan. He's brought into an office where he meets a loan manager.

"Hi, i'm Patty Mack" says the loan manager, "How can I help you today?"

"Hi" says the frog "My name is Frank Jagger. I'm Mick Jagger's son. Yes, thats right, THE Mick Jagger. Anyway I'd like to take out a €5 million loan."

"Er, OK" replies Patty, "You understand that as you are frog I can only assume you are not actively earning a living, so I will need some sort of proof that you'll be able to repay this loan."

"I was expecting that" came the confident frog's reply, "Here, you can hold onto this as collateral" and he hands Patty a porcelain baby elephant.

By this stage Patty is quite confused so she decides to get her boss involved. She runs through the story and finishes with: "And then he gave me a toy baby elephant as collateral. I mean, what the hell is it meant to be?"

So her boss replies:

"Its a knick-knack Patty Mack, now give the frog a loan. Sure his old man's a Rolling Stone"
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:58, 1 reply)
Gah.
That's awful offal.
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:09, closed)

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