I see what you've done there
like many others you've confused a pun for a joke.
(Super Oaf Petit filous?, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:38, 2 replies)

^that

(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:46, closed)

but....
.....nevertheless, that didn't mean that I didn't almost choke on a sandwich when I read the shuttlecock bit!
(nonstopdancer, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:53, closed)

Better than
choking when shuttling the cock bit
(Bel Shamharoth has eight of everything, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:14, closed)