Stop me if you've heard it before, but it's my favourite.
A man walks into a fish restaurant where they have a tank of live fish from which to choose your meal.

A waiter comes over - "Good evening. I am your waiter for this evening. My name is Gervaise - I am pleased to be at your service." and Gervaise guides the man to the tank.

At the bottom is a betentacled creature with a long body, light puce in colour, with a little moustache and big, sorrowful eyes. As the man looks into the tank, the creature looks forlornly at him - as if accepting it's fate - and twitches it's little moustache.

"I'll have that one" says the man, pointing to the creature.

Gervaise goes pale, and stutters a little. "Erm ... OK ..."

He grabs the net, puts it in the water, towards the creature ...

The creature looks up sadly, it's big eyes bulging, and twitches its little moustache.

"No! God no! I can't do it!" cries Gervaise, "I'll go and get Hans the washer-upper to do it."

Out comes Hans, who grabs the net, puts it in the water, towards the creature, which once again looks up sadly, it's big eyes bulging, and twitches its little moustache.

"NO!" cries Hans, "I can't do it either!", proving ...


that ...



Hans that does dishes is soft as Gervaise for the mild green hairy-lipped squid.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:11, 8 replies)

NO!
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Yes...
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:25, closed)

Loved it!
Soup Herb!
( Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:37, closed)

only
like 5 pages ago
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:02, closed)

Mmmm ...
Bitchy.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:13, closed)

It's never any fun...
... unless there's venom in it.
( Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:27, closed)

To be honest I was surprised that it hadn't been done before too...
b3ta.com/questions/puns/post382336

There you go :)

Obviously... one of my faves :D
( Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:08, closed)

furry lip squid


for fuck sakes it's 'furry lip squid'

how is 'hairy lip squid' like 'fairy liquid'

furry lip squid , for a thousand times furry lip squid
(The Cats Twat, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 17:39, closed)

Argh
!
(TDub Nunc id vides, nunc ne vides on, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 21:00, closed)