Yorkshire vet.
"Ayup! 'ave come to see thi about mi cat."
"Is it a Tom?"
"Nah its rate 'ere!"
(Miggyman, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:40, 6 replies)

Similarly...
Barnsley man's beloved pet dog dies, so he takes the body to the local jewellers, and asks him to coat it in gold so that he can have an everlasting memento in his living room.

"Do you want it eighteen carat?" asks the jeweller.

"Nah, just chewin' a bone, ta", replies the man.
( CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:51, closed)

LOL
thats far better than mine :)
I love Yorkshire jokes being from there myself
(Miggyman, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:52, closed)

God's own county, and that
...and home of the word 'nesh', which is just excellent.
( CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 11:28, closed)

As a Yorkshireman
I approve.
(Guilt wants to get in your moist confines, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 11:53, closed)

^^^^
Me Too
(Cow_Tipping_Samurai, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:21, closed)

Me three
x
(The Apeface Cherub is not a cunty-uber-cunt, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 17:02, closed)