There's a load of trolls from Pommie Land (and elsewhere)
who clearly sit there at their computers constantly thinking about me, commenting about me here (and on other boards no less) and posting almost continuously about - me.

When I'm not here.

I'd love to say this was flattering. But this is b3ta.

Take a moment to ponder. Over the last 12-18 hrs (let alone the last week) do all the posters that hate and revile me so much and constantly post about it, imagine that prior to writing this post I've given any of you so much as a moment's thought?
(s0ckpuppet logging out to reply to you if you're not careful, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 7:28, 25 replies)

Are you that Australian Jesus bloke?

( Locus213 Slightly to the left of Bakunin, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 8:43, closed)

So ... what you're saying here, if I've got this right, is
"I'd just like to remind you all that I don't care about you."

Is that right?
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 8:57, closed)

I was thinking about knives,
but all I have are spoons.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 9:00, closed)

"[D]o all the posters that hate and revile me so much and constantly post about it, imagine that prior to writing this post I've given any of you so much as a moment's thought?"
Reality suggests that you might have.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 9:03, closed)

Serious question.
What is wrong with you? Mentally, I mean.
( Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 9:18, closed)

He's Australian.
They have a massive chip on their shoulder about not having made a mark on the world in any way...and thus, have an inflated sense of importance that manifests as whinging when they don't get their own way.

Bless 'em.
(dchurch bah, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 9:22, closed)

Not joining in on the hate - we need more love in the world but..
Favourite Aussie joke...

What is the difference between Australia and a pot of yoghurt?

Give time yoghurt develops its own culture
(LetsGetDownToIt, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 9:42, closed)

Bloody hippies.
Without you there'd be more tanks.

And tanks are ACE.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 9:43, closed)

Not really hate...
I don't know the bloke; he just seems to whinge in the same manner as every other Australian I have ever met (and I lived there for 18 months, I met quite a few).

I thought that this one had said he was 'leaving' this website a week or so ago. I could be confused with a different Australian though - hard to tell.
(dchurch bah, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 10:01, closed)

Ha Ha
I quite like that one.

We do seem to be lacking cultural depth, luckily Jordan and Liz Hurley seem determined to enrich our lives by attempting to mate with us and produce a hybrid.

Substitute "unwashed foreskin" for "yoghurt", and you've got yourself a decently offensive slur.
( Ken Oath, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 10:37, closed)

The Geldorf clan?

(s0ckpuppet logging out to reply to you if you're not careful, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 10:45, closed)

what on earth is wrong with you?

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 9:19, closed)

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 9:23, closed)

Sorry, there ain't no way you're beating 390 replies this late in the week.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 9:31, closed)

This

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 9:40, closed)

Christ man, nobody gives a shit about you. It's been all about Noncey McKiddyfuck this week.
This post, and your reply to Sir Jimmy, make it seem as if it's you who's desperate for every one's attention and can't stand not being QOTWs biggest dickhead.
(Roger McGough-Pipe, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 9:48, closed)

Pretty much this.
(ParaSitius is an Optimistic Pessimist, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 10:25, closed)

Good point. Don't let this idiot distract us from the real reason we're here this week.
www.b3ta.com/questions/purefury/post2107021
( Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 11:13, closed)

If everyone watching tonight pledges just one reply, we'll make the target and this village can get their well repaired

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 11:26, closed)

Fucks sake man, what is wrong with you?
You constantly spam this board with your "look at me" pish and then wonder why we all think you're a prick?

Have a fucking word.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 3 Oct 2013, 10:06, closed)

Asides from a few references in the nonce punch thread
Nothing much has been said about you at all. I guess that's why you've come back with another attention seeking post that does little other than encourage people to point out that you're a fucking tool, allowing you in turn to claim that you're being bullied.

I can only assume that to discover these posts, you've spent a few hours trawling through the threads that have been posted since your last visit, seeking reference to yourself?

Do you really feel that worthless otherwise?
( Muns, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 10:21, closed)

( Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 10:28, closed)

You must really hate yourself to keep self-flagellating in this way.

( Kroney, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 10:45, closed)

I really think you need professional help
for your own sake, if not also for ours
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 12:35, closed)

Your relationship with the internet is unhealthy.
(cs1ca, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 12:42, closed)