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Amorous Badger says: I once saw a former manager of mine being asked to 'sit down and let your mouth have a chance to speak' by his senior. What's the best heckle/putdown/riposte you've ever seen? (Hint: Recycled 'Your mum' jokes does not make an answer)

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:15)
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You've got a face like a burnt thong!
Can also be replaced with "dropped pie!"
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sat 26 Nov 2011, 10:44, 14 replies)
along similar lines....
You've got a face like a smacked arse.
(Barnetboy, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 12:17, closed)
"Your face looks like it was set on fire and put out with a shovel."

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 12:50, closed)
For those with a longer memory....
A face like a welder's bench
(Barnetboy, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 13:10, closed)

See also: You've got a face like a bulldog chewing a piss-soaked nettle
(anvil, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 14:01, closed)
or my personal favourite:
"you've got a face like a bag of smacked twats"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 16:10, closed)
Lizzy from Prisoner Cell Block H had some corkers.
This had to be my favourite;
"If my dog had a face like that, I'd shave its arse and teach it to walk backwards."
(I helped save b3ta! Blind Meach Cautiously optimistic, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 16:14, closed)
fuck, i loved that show!

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 12:21, closed)
Bucket of smashed crabs....

(Galahad is out of his gourd on yellow bentines, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 16:14, closed)
or as the welsh say...
like a slashed dap
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 17:25, closed)
or
set on fire and put out with a Golf shoe..
(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Sun 27 Nov 2011, 3:36, closed)
Or
She has a fanny like a ripped out fireplace.
(I helped save b3ta! bane, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 23:05, closed)
"She's got a face that could open bottles..."

(SonoraAeroClub "OH SWEET HELEN OF BALLS!", Mon 28 Nov 2011, 10:22, closed)
Her fanny looks like a hand grenade went off in a sea urchin

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 10:57, closed)
You were so ugly when you were born
the doctor slapped your mother.
(Che Grimsdale Best before:, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:53, closed)

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