I've been meaning to get this off of my chest
or rather get my mate's chest off of my memory...

The 'rents had gone away.

A couple of mates and I were lounging about in my 'rents lounge when my mate, the one with the enourmous tadger who was always so very keen to demonstrate it's enormity, suggested that we perform some kind of circular sex act upon each other.

Straight but young and perverted, we arranged ourselves in a triangle and "closed the circle" via our cocks and mouths.

This didn't do anything for me so after a few minutes I gayed out and left the two of them to a more conventional soixante neuf type arrangement.

I went into the downstairs toilet and decided to finish myself off by imagining doing it with girls.

Moments from climax, I had a bright idea, so bright in fact, it was translucent. I ran into the lounge and spattered the pair of them, most of the damage landing on one mate's chest.

"Oi!" He exclaimed, "WTF?" he continued.

I don't think he was in any position to be uttering the "W", "T" and "F" question.
( stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 0:42, 15 replies)

Sorry, I may have misunderstood
you "gayed out" of sucking a cock?

Eh?
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 0:53, closed)

i once had to avoid some lesbians...
it was all dyke and cover
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 0:56, closed)

clever
I thought.

Yes it's all true and the "getting it off my chest" part is that there's not too many people know about this, only three, until now.
( stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 1:08, closed)

This is why /talk thinks /qotw is really just /lies

( Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 0:57, closed)

getting it off your chest
can i just presume that's only there as an excuse for the line following?

things we'd like to get off our chest are confessions to people we have somehow wronged or fibs we told and feel guilty about. generally it's the feeling of guilt which weighs you down(thus getting the weight off you).
but wh ywould this be bothering you so much you'd feel the need to share it with the internet? we don't care if you wanted to play splashy happy funtime with your mates, perhaps you should be apologising to your 'rents for the semen stains on their sofa
thankyou for your time :)
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 0:59, closed)

Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 1:17, closed)

No
you the gay.

I like to think of myself as being like the Bishop of Bath and Wells in Blackadder: "I'll do anything, man, woman or beast"*.

*Minus the beast

*And the man since that one incident

But if you're too gay to give gayness a try then you is very gay indeed.
( stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 1:41, closed)

It's always the one's who denounce you as a gayer who probably want to suck cock the most.
Of this I am very certain.

And there is nothing wrong with experimentation amongst consenting adults. I doubt Woodside has even dipped his wick in anything other than a warm melon and I bet he had to pay it.
( girlinthehole, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 9:43, closed)

A warm melon?

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:59, closed)

Ask Humpty Dumpty was pushed.
He'll fill you in about the warm melons. *laughs*
( girlinthehole, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 12:11, closed)

That's another victory for rigorous research and factual accuracy, right here.
Good work!

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( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 16:58, closed)

One could say the same for your rigorous research with Stopmeandslapme.
If your going to throw childish insults in posts then expect retaliation.
( girlinthehole, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:27, closed)

It's OK he can say what he likes
what I done was very gay and I'd almost forgotten about it until this QOTW...

Cheers for your support though.
( stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:44, closed)

It's ok.
I just hate people using the term gay as an insult. Better to be a card carrying bum lover than a twat like him.
( girlinthehole, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:11, closed)

I think I understand this.
You're a character from gay porn.

"Me and a couple of my straight guy friends were hanging around watching the game, when..."
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 13:07, closed)