what girls prefer
Circumcised? Uncircumcised?
I'll take them as they come.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 15:03, 27 replies)

Badum tish

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 15:06, closed)

Always wondered how fellas
without a foreskin wank... Actually, I haven't always thought about it, I mean, I don't sit there just thinking about circumcised men wanking... That would be a bit gay.
( SpankyHanky, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 15:08, closed)

lube
helps.
Edit: as in 'lube makes it easier for me as a girl to provide the necessary handiwork without the fear of chafing him'.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 15:09, closed)

Spit
That's what the real pros use.
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 16:08, closed)

I'm circumcised
And I can wank fine, and I don't usually use lube. Certainly don't have to.

Given that all my wanking experience is as a roundhead (I had it chopped off fairly young) I'm in the opposite position of struggling to conceive how the foreskin is an essential part of the process!

We could all discuss technique, but Spanky's right, that wouldd be getting pretty gay...
(username1, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 15:13, closed)

fffffff
friction.
(imallamallama looking forward to llamageddon on, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 20:05, closed)

I prefer circumcised.
They just look more appealing somehow.
( girlinthehole, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 15:15, closed)

and
it makes blow jobs more palatable.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 15:19, closed)

Watermelon flavoured lube.
Nomnomnom.
( girlinthehole, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 15:22, closed)

And yet...
female circumcision (or, as it's also known, female genital mutilation) is illegal.
( le brian, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 15:38, closed)

I don't agree with circumcision.
I just prefer one that is. To be honest I'm not going to turn one down that isn't.
( girlinthehole, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 15:40, closed)

Is it really that much of a difference
If the guy keeps himself all clean and respectable?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 15:22, closed)

well
the most beautiful cock I ever came across was circumcised, perfectly proportioned and required very frequent application of my mouth, so maybe I just hold that up as a yardstick for measuring the qualities of all others.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 15:30, closed)

A beautiful cock is one thing.
But they're no use if they're a dick at the other end as well.
( girlinthehole, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 15:34, closed)

ain't that the truth
Though I like to kid myself that I was using him as much as he was using me.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 15:46, closed)

A yard's a lot to measure up to.
*cries*
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 15:34, closed)

What?
A Yard is only about
< ----------------------------------------------- >
(Bazongaloid, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 15:49, closed)

FACT!

(Bazongaloid, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 15:49, closed)

a yard
when flaccid
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 15:51, closed)

That's called a dead leg.
Always suspected you had surpassed fisting and ventured into footing.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 15:59, closed)

Steady on Lab
CHCB doesn't have a cavernous vadge like TGB does.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 16:09, closed)

Cavernous would be a compliment to TGB
I've heard it's like the LHC down there.\

Edit: Hmm, I'm sounding harsh, I apologise, I mean only jest!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 16:12, closed)

How frequent would you call 'frequent'?
*gulps*
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 18 Mar 2009, 16:15, closed)

twice a day?
In the morning upon waking, and last thing at night. And at opportune moments inbetween sometimes, and inopportune ones too, though fortunately no one wanted to press charges for public indecency.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 16:31, closed)

The foreskin is a protective - self lubricating membrane
... developed during years of evolution..

So if you're going to cut it off, why stop there? Take your fucking eyelids off too.

Circumcision was first mentioned in an american journal as a good method of curbing sexual desire in young men, and has absolutely NOTHING to do with "being clean".

It's nothing short of mutilation... A large amount of people only have opinions based on a lifetime of cut/uncut. I know someone who was convinced by his idiot girlfreind that his cock was "unclean" if it had a foreskin... he got circumcised. He has never regretted anything so much in his entire life.

so... Go ahead Circumcise your kids... just ensure that you Cut of their eyelids too.
( Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:26, closed)

Hmmmm
Ex was circumcised (As a result of a childhood "incident")and it felt better inside, and was somehow cleaner.. Due to reduced sensitivity it took ages to blow or handle, as it were..
I left my son's au naturel, because his Dad is, and I tend to agree with you as it goes..
(Beer Elf Thought this was like a campfire, anyhow, on, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:32, closed)