Dumped
We've all been dumped, or dumped someone. (Unless you are one of these freaks who have stayed with your first partner for life and never tried owt else).

How did it go? Get the grudge-fuck in before doing the deed? Was it funny - or sad?

Tales of relationship breakdown.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 18:07, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

It's now almost two years.
Time for another shit question. Literally. A question about poos, effluence and mishap. They always make me laugh.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Sun 7 Mar 2010, 17:55, Reply)

Too Polite For Your Own Good
At the age of 17, I found myself in a bar once with a mate. She ordered a WKD, and the barman brought her a Double JD instead. Not wanting to complain, she begged I had it. One downed malty shot later, and I felt rather ill.

Have you ever been too polite? Done something embarrassing just to save face? FUCKING HELL TELL ME YOUR STORIES.
(__, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 11:27, Reply)

My suggestion:
ACTUALLY CUNTING USE SOMETHING FROM THE SUGGESTIONS LIST.

That is all.

Oh, also, Titties: Tell us your stories of the bad side of womanly funbags.
(DarkLite swallowed my entire undercarriage, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 0:06, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Ruining it for everyone
We were told that we're probably not going to be getting any more plastic cups for the water dispenser, because some muppet tried to make a brew in it, which melted the cup to their desk (there's a paper cup dispenser next to the coffee machine).

How has your/someone elses stupidity ruined something for everyone?
( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 14:23, Reply)

why?
is there something that baffles you beyond reason? what is the one thing that makes you ask "why?"
tell the internets, we really want to know.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 20:17, Reply)

Breasts:
I like breasts.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 14:12, 11 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Fears and phobias
As a consequence of my paranoid dad turning off all the switches and plugs at night, and watching all those Public Information Films as a kid, I'm still pretty scared of being in a house fire (even though we don't smoke or use a chip pan)

What scares you?
( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 4 Mar 2010, 13:54, Reply)

Learning to drive/ Driving stories
After 3 tests, 1 near hit, & a Frightened driving instructor, I passed my driving test........Tell us your driving stories
(AdmiralPellaeon, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 13:16, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Life-changing moments
those little decisions or events that changed your life, for better or worse
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 11:42, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Foreigners
Tell us your stories on foreigners just being foreign or when you've been a foreigner in a distant land and ballsed it up somehow.
(NuffMuff fucks shrubbery, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 11:19, 6 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

You had to be there
We all have that one story that we can't tell all the way through without collapsing in hysterics, while those around us stare in complete mystification.

You know, those stories that tail off into an embarrassed silence, followed by "Well, you had to be there, really".

Tell us yours.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 23:08, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Finding your talents
When did you unexpectedly discover you're good at something you never expected to be able to do? I started playing poker properly last October, and four months on I'm one of the four or five best players at my uni, and I'm heading down to Birmingham in April to play in the UK student championships.
( MatJ LOOK, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 0:29, Reply)

Psychics
as some of you know a friend of mine is missing. One woman is making me very angry by claiming to know three psychics who all place her in the same place. In my opinion she is not only talking bollocks but hampering the chances of finding her alive by getting people to concentrate their efforts in an area that she may not be anywhere near.

So the Question suggestion is Psychics, any experiences that either made you believe its true or made you even more sure its bollocks?
( Peej, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 12:58, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Seemed like a good idea at the time…
Back when I was a kid I decided to have a little swim wearing all my cloths in a reservoir near where I lived. Of course it didn’t occur to me at the time that my white polyester shorts and white cotton t-shirt would turn completely transparent when wet. As I trudged home everyone could see I was wearing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles underpants. I was fifteen at the time.

We’ve all said it or at least thought it as one time or another. That moment when you mutter those immortal words: “It seemed like a good idea at the time.”

Tell us your ‘seemed like a good idea at the time’ moments. Extra points for having someone shout: “Oi, turtle-arse!!!” As you walk past, leaving a watery wake as you go.
( SpankyHanky, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 11:58, Reply)

Things I have witnessed.
Accidents - wedding certificates - crimes - follies - bravery - elation - horror - Gingers.
Your glimpse of history.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Tue 2 Mar 2010, 11:09, Reply)

Unusual phsyical talents
My mate Steve can squirt saliva through the gap between his front teeth with an audible 'squee' sound. And my pal Stuart can fart to order by somehow sucking air up his arse.

What unusual physical talents do you have or have you seen?
(Smale is stuffed, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 9:15, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Brunette
Do you have, or do you know someone that is cursed with brown hair. How dull is it to be a 'brownhead'.

No blonde moments for me. No sir.

It's all interesting.
(Che Grimsdale Best before:, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 17:44, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Travelling/Holidays
I have been to some horrific tourist traps in my time. One time I arrived in Spain with my then GF, to a half built hotel resort, it was a bit like the shining but instead of Jack going crazy, it was me!! Never went back to spain or on another package holiday!! To make matters worse we were surrounded by moronic English people that I never would meet back here in the UK. I think maybe that's because I don't live in Essex. Anyways, holiday disasters pls. *sticks out palm*

Have to admit though I voted for the Nostalgia QOTW and the 2030 one, good ones me thinks!

Holidays Probably bindun!
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 17:33, 8 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

In too deep
When I was a student I had a (very) breif stint as a delivery driver for a company that sold bathtubs. Very breif indeed. Why? Because I can't drive. Failed to mention that in the interview and the bloke who interviewed me never asked. I was in too deep. Ended up running off after about an hour of putting off taking the van out.

Tell us about the occasions you've been in too deep.
( SpankyHanky, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 15:26, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

LOST IT !!!
This weekend I found myself questioning whether a fellow passenger on the tube actually knew his father (or words to that effect) while waving my arms about and generally frothing at the mouth. Why? Because he’d just sat on my carton of eggs… I’d had a long day, no sleep the night before, was piss wet through after trudging round London all morning and, to be honest, I just completely lost it.

Tell us about the times you, someone you know, or some random stranger has completely lost it and gone on a sweary rant rampage(much to the amusement of everyone else in close proximity).
( SpankyHanky, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 15:18, Reply)

How about one...
...that just gives folk a week to whine, whinge and bitch about the QOTW? Maybe if they had an entire week to get it out of their systems then they'd shut the fuck up.
(thatblokeoverthere not quite as much an arsehole as I thought, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 13:49, Reply)

Houseparties
On friday my flatmate had a house party for his 21st birthday. About 20 people showed up, of which 15 were tee-total. The music was awful 'urban' stuff, and the host got out a twister set. He even told me other housemate to wear a different dress because her boobs were "too on-show".

What epic fails/wins have you seen at house parties?
( Ungersven would support SpankyHanky's patreon, Sun 28 Feb 2010, 11:33, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Fur, yes or no?
Do you like to wear fur, or is it total anathema to you ?
Ever had paint poured over you when you did?
Is wearing fur a fashion statement?
Is it acceptable in Inuit or Siberian environments but not in London or New York?
Or is fur a total and absolute no no under any circumstances ?
Just a thought
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Sun 28 Feb 2010, 0:07, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Scorned/Fecked Over
I have recently been fecked over to the tune of £3500, revenge is in the plotting phase. Please tell all and sundry of your similar experiences, perhaps you fecked someone over.
(CaptainCuntyBollocks the man who can with a frying pan full of lamb, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 12:29, Reply)

Stickin it to the man
Problay bin dun but I like to rob fancy pens from stores.
( dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Thu 25 Feb 2010, 20:01, Reply)

Nostalgia ain't wot it used to be
I look back fondly to the days when toothpaste tubes were made of metal (like tomato puree ones), and the unique pleasure we used to have when you took a new album out of its inner sleeve and carefully put it on the turntable for the first listen; you could sit down and read all the stuff on the album cover...and when we had a birthday party, and we were going to the cinema, my dad would fill the car with nine or ten kids - the lucky ones would get to sit in the boot of his estate car and make faces out of the back at the cars behind.

What's changed since you were a kid? What do you miss?
(Che Grimsdale Best before:, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 11:34, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Things you do or say with friends that would have everyone think you're insane
I developed a bit of a lol cats addiction a couple of years back (I'm ok now though) which resulted in me rather overusing the phrase "oh no!" and of course deviations thereof including oh noes, oh nose and, occasionally, oh toes. At first it drove my housemates at the time completely insane but has now been adopted as a standard greeting between us so if one of them calls me I'll pick up the phone and say "oh no!" and they'll say "oh no!" back and all messenger type conversations start off with "oh no!", occasionally text messages or voice mails will consist simply of the words "oh no!" and since I still live with one of these guys the standard greeting when someone comes in is for them to shout "oh no!" up the stairs (to which the standard reply is oh no!).

What silly little in jokes have the rest of you got that would make everyone else think that you've just escaped from the local loony bin?
(mmm....beer, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 18:24, Reply)

Online addictions
For my sins I used to be addicted to an online game called World of Warcraft....shameful I know and now i play COD 4 and MW 2 but I think a good QOTW would be online addictions and the length people will go to play it.I nearly lost my girlfriend, friends and sanity
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 16:04, Reply)

Gingers
Do you have red hair? Do you know someone hit with the ginger stick? Tell us your story.
( rob, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 15:11, 1 reply, 15 years ago)