What is the creepiest thing that has happened to you?
Have you ever experienced anything that has given you the shivers? Anything that you just couldn't explain?

Seen a topic like this on another forum and was very popular. Some very good reads about Sleep Paralysis, strange figures, ghosts, strange lights, UFOs etc.
(Boom- Clicks on NSFW links at work., Tue 18 Jan 2011, 22:01, 4 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

best finds
what's the best or weirdest thing you've ever found? not just hedge porn or a fiver in the gutter, you must have found something better than that.
i once found a doll's arm covered in marmite. beat that!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 19:39, 6 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

pissing in wardrobes..
We've all done it.... Haven't we?? where have the good people at B3ta releived themselves when a little tired and emotional??
(TROLLING AWAY living under a post ironic bridge, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 19:38, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Sticky Situations
and how you got out of them - whether through guile, luck, or simply legging it.

Means I can tell my story about dancing my way out of a beating in a German nightclub.
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 10:10, Reply)

Random Acts of Kindness
Okay, so this is a complete rip off of a recent BBC news story but i throught it was brilliant.

Tell us about random acts of kindness dolled out to you by strangers, randoms or anyone else whose happened to give an unexpected fuck.

link to initial story: www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-12122809
( lucosade is counting down the minutes until, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 15:52, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

True stories
Make up a story but claim that it happened to you/your friend.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 13:20, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

The mind works in mysterious ways...
And more so when you're bored. From covering a room in wool for god knows what reason at the age of 6 to recreating christs birth with cleaning products and hi-vis jackets in an airport what have you B3tans done to amuse yourselves.
( dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Mon 10 Jan 2011, 22:29, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Idiotic Accidents!
What's the most idiotic thing you've done to yourself accidentally. Put yourself in hospital without trying? Poked yourself in the eye with a sharp stick? Or stood on a glass and watched it stick right through your foot and out of the top, like I did aged 14? Make my day, punk, and spice up the worst thing you've done to yourself! I need a laugh!
( The Lone Groover has mal des nuts., Mon 10 Jan 2011, 21:39, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Unrepentant
Confession is good for the soul, so they say. But only if you're sorry for what you done... Post a terrible story where you regret nothing!
(universalpsykopath loves what you've done with your hair., Mon 10 Jan 2011, 12:48, Reply)

Irrational Rage.
I am fairly easy going, but if someone thumbs my brand new magazines or books before me then my irrational rage turns me into a whistling kettle of high pitched invective. What sets you off?
(boozehound is drinking your bar dry, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 1:46, Reply)

If I was on a deserted island
I would need cheese toasties, my 20 year old woollen jumper, my dog and a hammock. May as well make it a holiday.
(boozehound is drinking your bar dry, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 1:39, Reply)

Please can we have Bullshitters Part 2
I refer you to my previous requests for examples of your local Billy Bullshit.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 9:11, Reply)

Passive Aggressive Notes
....because we haven't done this one for ages, and the other day something made me so cross I nearly said something.
( Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 14:34, Reply)

fucking lies!
i've told some whoppers to get a bit of cock. what have you done/said to get your end away?
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 1:13, Reply)

Schemes
My mate thought his girlfriend was getting a bit too chubby, so he put on a load of weight so he could suggest they both went on a diet.

Ever tried to pull off a zany scheme, successful or otherwise?
(Bezerker, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 1:07, Reply)

What's the weirdest shit you've ever seen?
Supernatural experiences, wandering in on your parents having sex, a midget holding a hotdog shouting obscenities at a sparrow ...
(Que?, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 23:41, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

A begging request
Please can we have one about people interacting so the sick fuckers have an excuse to talk about sex and drugs rather than the one line answers about who is better than who else? Start a polls section, for fuck's sake.
( Ungersven would support SpankyHanky's patreon, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 22:14, Reply)

Houseguests
Last week I vomited over almost everything in a friend's spare room. The only thing to escape the deluge was the rather attractive (alas engaged) french girl who was sharing the bed with me. What horrible things have your guests done to make life better for themselves?
( Ungersven would support SpankyHanky's patreon, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 22:13, Reply)

New Year's Resolutions
What New Year's Resolutions are you going to make this year, and how far did you get with resolutions made in previous years?
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:56, Reply)

Mrs Social Hand Grenade
wishes to know "Why are men so weird?" Ladies of b3ta, can you help?
( social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 19:56, 4 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Philosphers
we've done hatred of bands, so how about hatred of philosophers or their philosophy? Was Kant a misspelling? Was Lao Tzu just lousy? Was Karl better than Harpo?

Fuck, this is desperate.....
( social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 19:50, Reply)

Desperate money saving tips for the broke
trying to maintain your lifestyle on a shoestring by being ingenious. taking a lunch box to the all day buffet, reading the newspapers in the supermarket cafe and putting them back before going through checkout or ordering a soda water in the pub for a cheap night out? I don't do these, but the butler told me some of the staff do on their days off.
( Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 16:20, Reply)

The beauty of hindsight
what is the one most important bit of advice you have learned so far in your life you wished you knew when you were younger
( Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 16:11, Reply)

Hope for the future.
I once saw a chap on the bus explaining at considerable length and detail to his four year old daughter, who was absolutely riveted, the differences between the T800 and the T1000.

What have you seen that gives you hope for the future of humanity?
( PMGT -Bacon., Wed 5 Jan 2011, 7:48, Reply)

And the winner is...
What amazing prizes have you won? What shitty prizes? What have you narrowly failed to win? Did the other bloke cheat? Did you?

Do tell.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 13:06, Reply)

Imaginary friends
Did you have any as a child, what did they do with you, and how old were you when you no longer needed them?
( social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 20:50, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Sweet
What have you witnessed recently that's made you go 'ahh' and smile? A couple of weeks ago, I was on the bus and a kid who must've been three at the most recited the entire dialogue from the 'Charlie Bit Me' video.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 1:15, Reply)

Things I've blagged
Once, on a delayed Virgin train from Plymouth, the conductor gave me and my pal a free bag of food each cos I told him I was hungry. People must have better blags than this. Do tell.
(pooster found out how long a piece of string was on, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 21:38, Reply)

I've not suggested this since August. Fourth time lucky?
Volunteering:

"Yeah, OK, I'll give you hand." Ever regretted saying that?

Ever volunteered to spend time with dying kids in a hospice?

Were you forced to sing for the old folks at Christmas?

Did you spend six months in a primary school in Nigeria?

Have you helped clear out a pond, lay a hedge, fix a footpath?

Have you had to become an 'intern' just to get on the job ladder?

Tell us all about it.


And this is the VERY last time I volunteer to suggest a decent question...
(Che Grimsdale Best before:, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 14:28, Reply)