School Daze
Just the best (Or worst) memories or experiences of our school days. Past loves, pranks, and general hi-jinks galore I'll bet!

For example, one time when we walked into school, we were greeted by a Mini in the foyer, complete with blow-up dolls in the back seat. Class.
(Dazzorifik is bored of b3ta, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 20:29, Reply)

how about
best prank calls,or the most naughtiest thing you did at school
(Hythe, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 16:37, Reply)

oops...
mistakes with text messages? Have you sent one to the wrong person by mistake? Did it cause a lot of trouble?
(lard-tastic, Fri 25 Jun 2004, 23:47, Reply)

Chavs
Experiences with chavs, it's a sure winner. I have about 20....
(King Mong, Fri 25 Jun 2004, 22:13, Reply)

where???
This greatly depresses me...
(Anchoivies, anchoivies, you're so delicious, I love you more than all the other fishes., Fri 25 Jun 2004, 21:06, Reply)

i was also gonna say that
/self explanitory.
(That guy with a hat., Fri 25 Jun 2004, 20:09, Reply)

grrr
I was about to ask that.. dammit, you beat me to it...
(lard-tastic, Fri 25 Jun 2004, 19:44, Reply)

wheres this weeks question?
eh?
(gentleben, Fri 25 Jun 2004, 15:42, Reply)

weirdest thing
that's ever happened to you whilst on holiday
(chewbakayoko, Fri 25 Jun 2004, 14:54, Reply)

worst/funniest injuries

( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Fri 25 Jun 2004, 14:25, Reply)

Favourite Word
'Flange' has already been taken.
( The Lurker Plenty One, Fri 25 Jun 2004, 14:19, Reply)

who likes short shorts?
I like short shorts!;)
(That guy with a hat., Fri 25 Jun 2004, 4:40, Reply)

weirdest thing done to get out of school?
i do distance ed so if i stayu up all night and go to bet atd 7am i skip schoolwork.oh and when my dad said he couldnt see me or my bro anymore i gained a hatred of school and fathers,i nevr want to be a daddy because of fear i might be mistreatful like my cuntysmellyshittydad
shit i have been trying to say that to my counselour for years!ah my fellow b3tans because of my anonymousness i can tell you what i think!
/sad
(That guy with a hat., Fri 25 Jun 2004, 4:35, Reply)

i think ill stop the questions for a while
my...hummus levels...so...low...can't go on.

/death of hummus
(That guy with a hat., Fri 25 Jun 2004, 4:25, Reply)

funniest thing done while high?
now i dont know what happens when you get high as i am 13 so i imagine that it is like getting drunk except for the immense laziness
(That guy with a hat., Fri 25 Jun 2004, 4:21, Reply)

gayest DVD or VHS you own?
i have an episode of teenage mutant ninja turtles where the sword one does a jump to cut a wire.he does a loop in mid air.sad thing is a bought it 3 years ago and still have it...
(That guy with a hat., Fri 25 Jun 2004, 4:18, Reply)

funniest thing that has ever happened to you involving an animal?
DO.NOT.ASK.

ok so i was chased by a goose.for 3 kilometres.in nothing but a shirt.1 goose quickly changed to 2.i tripped.that was the day i nearly lost my genitals.
edit:they were my geese and i was chased in my backyard
/ow
(That guy with a hat., Fri 25 Jun 2004, 4:14, Reply)

worst movie ever?
rented alice in wonderland...'nuff said.


/also gay
(That guy with a hat., Fri 25 Jun 2004, 4:10, Reply)

dirtiest thing you have ever done?
i shat under my cubbyhouse at the tender age of 7.
(That guy with a hat., Fri 25 Jun 2004, 4:09, Reply)

weirdest collection?
my (asshole of a)neighbour had a collection of penises...yes PENISES!
(That guy with a hat., Fri 25 Jun 2004, 4:07, Reply)

weirdest neighbour?
like the challenge...what has your neighbour done that is plain awful? ours tried to get a law suit against us because one of our chickens crushed one of thier flowers...it was 2 bucks at the art club sale.
(That guy with a hat., Fri 25 Jun 2004, 4:05, Reply)

strangest thing your pet has done?
my cat got a mouse ran into the kitchen,shook it til its tail broke and it flew into the kettle.


/tea
(That guy with a hat., Fri 25 Jun 2004, 4:02, Reply)

weirdest site you have been on at work?
when i had a mini tv i took it to school and watched the bold and the beautiful


/gay
(That guy with a hat., Fri 25 Jun 2004, 4:00, Reply)

skankiest place you ever had sex?
its not appropriate for radio but would make for funny shit flying everywhere!
(That guy with a hat., Fri 25 Jun 2004, 3:58, Reply)

most embarassing thing you ever bought that was non sexual?
at the tender age of 12 i bought a see-through plastic cap gun...but i made up for it by bying a plastic air pistol and a metal mock-revolver.
(That guy with a hat., Fri 25 Jun 2004, 3:57, Reply)

strangest thing you ever ate?
i ate part of a pile of cow shit...it tastes like grass
(That guy with a hat., Fri 25 Jun 2004, 3:54, Reply)

Sorry
Just saw that a similar QOTW has already been done.

I know. I'm a cunt.
(Joons, Thu 24 Jun 2004, 16:19, Reply)

Things Your parents Used To Threaten You With...
...when you'd done something bad. I remember once after biting all the heads off my G.I. Joes that Mum called me a loony and told me to pack my bags as she was dropping me off at Barnodo's.
(Joons, Thu 24 Jun 2004, 15:52, Reply)

crazy things you did as a baby
of course, this may have to be related via your parents, but why the hell not?

apparently, i once took a hammer to the living room TV. god knows how i got hold of a hammer when i was like 3 years old.....
( MBar And now back to your regularily scheduled lurking., Thu 24 Jun 2004, 15:34, Reply)

?
What are you doing right now?
(Feeb is a smooth operator, operating correctly, Thu 24 Jun 2004, 11:50, Reply)