Terrible things that animals have done to you.
Not just bitey doggies. Animals who have performed premeditated transgressions against you physically, and psychologically. Acts of malfeasance by excruciatingly cute animals, would be especially sought, mainly because the cuteness makes it all the more unexpected and sinister.
(Boodicka, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 16:56, Reply)

Cringe.
Do you occasionally look back at events in your life and have a little shudder at how you used to be? Remembering the time you tried to dress up as a 10-year old superhero with your pants outside your trousers? Or perhaps making a drunken fool of yourself in front of a teen heartthrob? Or have you witnessed something that made you feel bad on behalf of some poor oblivious fool? Spill the beans.
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Thu 2 Aug 2012, 14:07, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Beautiful Moments III

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 14:04, Reply)

Ever lost/broken something and had to make do...
Did you take something for granted, only to miss it when it was gone?
Did you break something through sheer petulance, in a fit of pique?
Did the loss make you think about your actions?
Did you discover alternatives you never thought to use?

No, not talking about losing virginity, which may open a
psychological (or physical...errrrgh) can of worms for boarding school folk.
( Ken Oath, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 6:10, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

The Butterfly effect
Years ago I was watching something on the telly and got a bit bored so i turned over an caught a snippet of a song that Id never heard before but really enjoyed. Years later I ended up doing some work with the singer of the band after they split up which turned out to be one of the best times of my life and all I could put it down to was turning the channel over at that precise moment all those years earlier.
Tell us about something that seemed insignificant years ago but actually had repercussions both good or bad months/years later.
(Official Sarc, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 13:27, Reply)

Another fucking week off

(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:37, Reply)

Car accidents you've been in or witnessed
I was once arguing with my brother over the cassette player when he lost control of the Datsun. The car spun around, left the road and went airborne backways into a bramble-choked creek.
Let's return QOTW to form with topic almost every bugger has an anecdote about.
( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:11, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

What have you been up to for the last week?
With no QOTW to read,'troll' or flounce, I assume some of you have ventured into the real world. Did anything amusing happen? Did you have real sex? Did you kill a man with a Honda Accord, while a bevy of supermodels sexed you up? Please, do tell.
( The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 20:52, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

taking the moral high ground
tell us about the times you have bristled with righteous indignation at the thought of people on a comedy website having anything resembling fun. not fun at your own expense, you understand. fun at the expense of users on a comedy website who are complete strangers to you.

tales of your impotent white-knighting glories will be treated with utmost respect.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 14:18, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

In view of how all
the troll-ey fuckwits have carried on here and in /OT - keep qotw closed for a little while longer.
I'd reopen it in a few months time under the /troll-bait banner.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 30 Jul 2012, 23:31, Reply)

STOP IGNORING MY SENSIBLE SUGGESTION YOU LAZY PRICKS
www.b3ta.com/questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1685257
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 10:09, Reply)

I suggest
having a question of the week.
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 15:07, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Flying
At the age of 4, I won a trip in a helicopter. It is still the most terrifying thing that has ever happened to me.
(Le Misanthrope last procrastinated on, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 0:36, Reply)

A grand day out
Considering how we've managed 3 days now in the UK without consistent flood warnings then I'd imagine you have most likely jumped in the nearest car and headed to your latest "day out" spot. Let's hear your greatest day out adventures.
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 11:44, Reply)

Why aren't tits wrapped in clingfilm sexy?

( Zuowan, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 10:39, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Last week was tantrums...
Looks like this week is 'Sulks' - have you ever taken your football home and spoiled the fun? Are you sitting in the office with a scowl while everyone is dressed in Olympic themed-costumes?

If so, don't bother posting your story, because WE'RE NOT WORTH IT.
(K.W.A. Knickers With Attitude, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 9:56, Reply)

How about actually having a QOTW?
Or are we having a week off for the summer running event?
( Ghoti Fingers, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 5:36, Reply)

Your greatest success
Two of my Qotw answers made into the weekly newsletter a fact i'm having chiseled into my tombstone. I want to know other peoples Great success stories.
(shake'n'bake Tally Ho, Biatch!, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 2:58, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

What's the capital of Holland?

( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 19:43, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

temporarily divert the QOTW link at the top of the page to Off Topic when there isn't a question

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 16:30, 9 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Smells
Evocative, pleasant, favourite, nasty or just plain persistent.

Tell us about your smells and smells you have known.
(K.W.A. Knickers With Attitude, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 15:46, Reply)

Phillip Schofield shitying in a crisp packet.
Where have YOU seen this happening?
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 15:20, Reply)

'This bloke in pub told me'...
...unlikely tales you've been told in a pub, at work, or on an internet forum based around irreverent humour.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 15:19, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Paranormal experiences
What have you seen or experienced, for which you could find no rational, scientific, MASSIVE DRUGS explanation? Have you seen a creepy apparition of a Honda Accord? Have you seen a Black-Eyed Supermodel?
(Boodicka, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 15:00, Reply)

Nail in the coffin
Have you ever seen Jimmy Nail in a coffin? Was he acting? Probably.
( Zuowan, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 14:33, Reply)

Mixsheds
Tell us your dreary tale of Mixsheds.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 14:15, Reply)

What places in the world have made you thoughtful to be there?
What places have you visited on your travels that have moved you, be it moved to tears by seeing poverty in the third world, or moved to amazement by seeing an incredible feat of engineering?
( Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 13:53, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Insults
When was the last time you were insulted? Was it today, you excreble pusillanimous fleck of dog sputum?
( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 13:44, Reply)

Make a mountain out of a molehill
Have you made a mountain out of a molehill? Mountains need to be 1000 feet tall on Earth, maybe you made it on an asteroid. Nice one.
( Zuowan, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 11:46, Reply)

Manning up
When have you sucked it up and manned up? What snapped you out of your [depression/bad times] and got on with things? What helped you to get on with it?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 11:45, Reply)