Mix Tapes II
We've had a suggestion to run another mix tapes / mix CDs / playlists week. Tell us about your playlists, what's on them and why.
( Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 12:41, 6 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

When did you last stay about from my bins?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 11:22, Reply)

Whats the biggest trenchcoat you've ever shoved up your arse
while in a shed?
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Mon 17 Dec 2012, 8:25, Reply)

Trench coats
Alt: What's the biggest thing you've ever stuffed in your trench coat pocket?
(magic the cat will someone please think of the kittens, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 11:53, Reply)

Make me laugh.
We've just had a week where people told of the time something made them laugh, and a few of them actually made me laugh. The rest fizzled out with an unspoken whimper of "I guess you had to be there."
This time make me laugh. I don't care if it's fact or fiction, just as long as it makes my face hurt with suppressed laughter.
(Paolo Nutini's Bikini Better than Frederick Fleet's optometrist, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 11:14, Reply)

What's the biggest thing you've pushed up your japs eye?
alt for ladies: what's the widest thing you've ever shoved into your pisshole? (poorly aimed tampons do not count)
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 23:32, Reply)

Amusing holiday mishaps.
Cautionary tales, to aid in health and safety over the festive period, as well as past woes that you now look back on in amusement.

Trying to carve still-frozen turkeys, to how you got snowballs.
(speedevil, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 18:21, Reply)

Al once fingered a girl on a dancefloor in Hove
Where's the most outrageous place you've diddled someone/been diddled by someone?
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 13 Dec 2012, 12:51, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

WHY ARE YOU SO AMAZING?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 13 Dec 2012, 12:39, Reply)

As Sir Patrick used to do, he always had his old reliable typewriter to hand and stubbornly used it to communicate with.
What outmoded and tech-surpassed antediluvian...erm, what old gadgets do you still cling to?
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Wed 12 Dec 2012, 23:42, Reply)

Company Christmas Party Hijinks!
What's the worst thing you have done at a company Christmas Party or you have witnessed? Photocopier fun? naughty shagging or maybe wiping your nob on your bosses pint glass? Tell all and fully embrace the festive spirit.
( b3tz, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 16:30, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

The Dickhead Factor
Time for tales in real life where the dickhead won out or made a complete a totach of it and things got less ruined (and the humiliation was worth the ruining). Maybe you were the dickhead or it was a friend or even you where effected by a dickhead, random or otherwise.

To make it scientific tell us the dickhead ratio - dickheads v non-dickheads in your answer such as 2 dh/ 24 ndh add up when the dh won and lost, and try to work out the safe dickhead level for your next event.
(bad_advice QOTW survivor from the first trollocost!, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 13:43, Reply)

Body disposal
If theoretically a burglar fell down your stairs onto a sharp object 5 or 6 times, how would you dispose of the body without arousing suspision if you lived in a terraced house half way down a cul de sac with an access lane at the back clearly visible from three out of 8 gardens?
(magic the cat will someone please think of the kittens, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 13:12, Reply)

tell me about a time you've overcome great adversity in your life.
have you ever fought back from a terrible illness? got out of a job that was going nowhere? managed to fit something really large up your arse? please, do tell.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 9:58, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

it's probably time to call it a day with qftw
It's rather shite these days. And to be honest, the people who only post here or offtopic are dead weight the site could easily lose. Plus with them gone, we could get rid of ignore 2.0 too
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 18:59, 18 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Has anything happened to you recently?
this will be either pun-free, or drowning in shite puns
(baldpig pee'd in your pool on, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 14:40, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Pine martens
Just pine martens
(magic the cat will someone please think of the kittens, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 12:48, Reply)

No self-awareness part 2

( Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 11:27, Reply)

What's your favourite fucking star wars pun, you prick.

(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Wed 5 Dec 2012, 14:40, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Things that sound like other things.
When were you in a perfectly normal situation that could, in some way, be described in a manner that suggests it's fucking Star Wars or something.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 14:23, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Basted buns.

(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Wed 5 Dec 2012, 14:18, Reply)

How did it go when you asked the original voice actor for Meg off of Family Guy out on a date?
Lacey shuns.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 13:55, Reply)

Tell us about the time the voice of Shaggy from Scooby Doo showed you his firearms collection.
Casey's guns.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 13:53, Reply)

When was the last time you bought bread goods from the bloke who played Keyzer Soze?
Spacey buns
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 13:50, Reply)

Female clergy members behaving in sexually provocative ways.
Racy nuns.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 13:48, Reply)

Racist puns.

(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Wed 5 Dec 2012, 11:02, Reply)

Have you ever fixed a search function?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 19:24, Reply)

what is your greatest achievement?
have you ever climbed a mountain? slept with the hottest girl in the office? stuck something really large up your arse? please, tell me more.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 10:23, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Tell us your favourite Noel Edmonds based puns.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 7:29, Reply)