Have you ever danced with the devil by the pale moonlight?

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 11:10, Reply)

Have you ever tried your own spunk?
If you're a girl, go and make me a drink.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 19:22, Reply)

Have you ever slept with the fishes?

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 19:21, Reply)

Have you ever had a chat with a cat?

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 19:21, Reply)

Whats the best book?

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 19:20, Reply)

If I pull it back will you kiss it?

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 19:20, Reply)

Have you ever thought about it?
I mean really thought about it.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 19:19, Reply)

Have you ever fisted your own anus?

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 19:17, Reply)

Asians
I have a story about one, and it's not nice, believe me.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 16:43, Reply)

Black Sheep
Sweaty uncle with the gropy hands? Pikey cousins? Uncle 'jailbird' Joey? Tell us stories about members of your family that only get discussed in hushed tones. If you haven't got a family member like that then it's probably you.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 10:28, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Culture shock

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 9:16, Reply)

What's your perfect Sunday?

(Woodlouse say it with flowers. Send her a Triffid, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 22:48, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

Embarrassment
I think I might have suggested this before... therefore it's probably shit.

But yeah, anyway: tell us about the times when you really wished the ground would open up and swallow you
( skullfunkerry In case of implosion do not look into implosion, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 14:09, Reply)

STOP IT!
When have you gone too far and either upset someone or got in trouble? Idiot.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 9 Sep 2013, 21:53, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

All-nighters
Have you ever pulled an all-nighter? Tell your most memorable all-nighter stories, good or bad.
(Stibbins, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 13:21, Reply)

Dad Jokes 2
the return.
( social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 16:39, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

If you had sex with your clone
Would that make you gay?
(Eukanuba, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 20:10, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

Dad stories
Is your dad excellent? Is your dad rubbish? Does your dad drive a Honda Accord? Tell us about your dad.
( Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 12:11, Reply)

Break-up stories
"I could live with being cheated on. What really got me that there was clearly a third person holding the camera."
( Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 12:10, Reply)

Floof again
Let's have some floof. Stories of your beloved pet, or any warm and fuzzy or funny animal encounters. Might help get rid of the bile spewing nutjobs that are inhabiting this QOTW lately. Or maybe not....
(and yes, I know it's been done before, but it was a goodun)
(Monkee girl not a monkee, not a girl, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 2:17, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

What lurid work stories have you heard? I know a railwayman of 40-odd years' service, and he tells me a new gruesome yarn each time we meet.

Last week's was of checking the time on the wristwatch of a severed arm he'd just collected after a track fatality. That was one of his milder ones.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 14:28, Reply)

Is it true what mummy says you won't come back?

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 11:30, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

Waste of money.
Have you ever pissed away good money on something that, in retrospect, was pointless?

For example, have you ever pissed away your inheritance on a 44,000l salt water swimming pool that you never use because every waking moment is spent on an internet forum trying to goad people into telling you how much of a prick you are, whilst declaring to everyone that you're not bothered what they think?
( Muns, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 10:36, Reply)

If you had a swimming pool, what would its capacity be?

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 17:29, Reply)

Nonce-stalgia
Tell us about your favourite child molestations.
(AWESOMEB0T meddling prick, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 1:19, Reply)

How much for a straightforward massage without any extras whatsoever?

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 3:32, Reply)

Bloody useless
On holiday with a bunch of ale-loving mates in the south west for the eclipse, we decided that we'd take the opportunity to tour the Sharp's Brewery. We piled into our assorted vehicles and sped towards our much-anticipated destination, tongues tingling at the thought of spending a relaxed afternoon getting pissed while pretending to learn things.

We arrived. It was shut. We had failed to organise a piss-up in a brewery. What undemanding task have you managed to banjax?
(SimianKid internet faffer, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 11:52, Reply)

Middle Age Spread
I've just bought a nasal hair trimmer - because I needed it. What's the most middle aged thing you've done?
( Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 10:50, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)