Unpossible cruelty.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 9:12, Reply)

Unfathomable cruelty.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 9:12, Reply)

Unbelievable cruelty.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 9:11, Reply)

Unreachable cruelty.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 9:11, Reply)

Lies you've told on the internet.

( Muns, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 0:16, Reply)

You're standing too close, what the fuck's with you?

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 19:06, Reply)

stories about your first time doing something;
new job,
sex,
buying a house,
breaking up with someone,
using b3ta,
driving,
holidays without ya parents,
stuff like that...
( Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 16:33, Reply)

You know that sport where they walk really fast?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 13:57, Reply)

Question about question of the week
I've been going back through the older QOTWs (when people used to actually ANSWER the question with a funny story that was believable) and have come across a strange phenomenon.
Way back in 2003, the ‘Clients are Stupid’ QOTW. There seems to be an abundance of watermelons and cranberry’s. e.g. page 6
‘I was working as an IT guy for an ad agency in Soho in 1991 when nobody understood hwo to use PC's. The MD called me into his office and said (I recall)- "You cranberry. This fucking Mouse has run off the table again. Why the watermelon are your computers so crap?"’

Any ideas?
(Monkee girl not a monkee, not a girl, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 1:59, 3 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

ARE YOU OBSESSED WITH ANUSES?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 14:01, Reply)

Unfeasible cruelty

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 10:26, Reply)

Siblings
All my life, every time anything I did that was interesting, my elder brother topped it. Off to my first concert "Last time I was here was to see The Beatles", Stephen Fry said something funny "Oh, I had lunch with him yesterday" twisted my knee "Me too, and I've got bum cancer". It's all about him him him. Stories please about siblings that have ruined your life. All of it.
( unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Thu 10 Oct 2013, 13:57, Reply)

tell us about a time you were in a bath with an erection and busting for a piss

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 13:39, Reply)

The one that got away.
Tell us about a time that you DIDN'T have sex.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 12:02, 3 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Bad dates
Tell us about your least successful date. Did you get their name wrong? Did you escape out of the toilet window? Did you accidentally show her a goatse on your phone just as the main course arrived?
( Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:43, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

Expose yourself for the bellend that you so obviously are.
Not a question, but it's what seems to happen every week, so maybe we should just cut the pretence and ask everyone to reveal what it is about them that makes them such a cunt, and then there'll be no real need for us to judge each other?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 13:05, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

Tell us about things the appeal of which you simply do not understand.
I don't understand why people give the slightest shit about football, in particular the personal lives and opinions of those who do a football.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 11:32, Reply)

America
It's a country, it's at least three films, it's a Prince, Neil Diamond, Killing Joke (and loads of others) song, it's a Kurtis Blow and Julio Iglesias (and some others) album, it's (best of all) a Judge Dredd story.

Tell us your experiences of or views on America and / or Americans.
(Dr Skagra glorious glargzhem, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 22:16, Reply)

Australia
It's a country, it's a film, it's a Manic Street Preachers song.

Tell us your experiences of or views on Australia and / or Australians.
(Dr Skagra glorious glargzhem, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 9:48, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

Tell a ridiculous lie, then backpedal frantically when it starts to fall apart.
Highest number of replies wins.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 8:07, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

Little Train Men
You are not allowed to berate them for their glubious failings. Let alone punch them or call them cunts.

Customer comment forms are the corporate response, and compensation may be available in the form of travel vouchers should your journey be delayed by over two hours.

It is possible (for me at least) to travel to the furthest reaches of the universe, into multiple realities, and to the beginning and end of time, but the Little Train Men have contrived to make it nigh on impossible to travel even the smallest distance without experiencing shuddering clusterfucks of titanic magnitude.

Where will it end.... WHERE WILL IT END?

Probably not in your intended destination at the correct time.

Tell us of your encounters with those woeful, failsome, onomuesmuous, bubtile Little Train Men.

Choo choo! Choo choo! Choo chooooooo!
(Dr Skagra glorious glargzhem, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 0:22, 3 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

The Fuck-it List
I've never bungee-jumped (and don't want to, due to a chronic fear of heights) or tasted lobster (looks rancid on a plate). What things have you never done in your life but feel happy to miss out on before you die?
( The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 22:15, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

some dull old shit for people to repost their dull stories in

( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 17:12, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Punching coppers
Has a copper ever called you a nonce? Did you spark him then and there, recording the whole thing on your mobile 'phone, allow the case to go to court, and then play the recording, closing the case in your favour there and then?

Are you also a top lawyer because you once plugged in the mouse for a secretary?

Tell us your amusing stories here.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 12:41, Reply)

Birthdays!
It's my birthday soon. Tell us about the wonderful (or god-awful) birthday's you've had.
( Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 13:59, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

Mixtapes 9.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 13:38, Reply)

Unseasonable cruelty.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 13:36, Reply)

Rob Fairholme

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 10:36, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

Hodor

(how long does it take to delete an account anyway? Hail Frog! Hail Frog! Hail Frog! Hail Frog! Hail Frog! Hail Frog! Hail Frog! Hail Frog! Hail Frog! Hail Frog! Hail Frog! Hail Frog! Hail Frog! Hail F, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 1:48, Reply)