Here's a suggestion, fuck off.

( $$ ✅, Wed 13 May 2015, 13:27, Reply)

Which is the best tree?
And don't say fucking oak or some shit. A proper tree.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 13 May 2015, 8:32, 6 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

Can everybody stop arguing and have a nice time instead?

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 12 May 2015, 15:44, 1 reply, 10 years ago)

tangledupinblue erotic fan fiction

(lol man river definite greek god, Mon 11 May 2015, 12:04, Reply)

Who have you had a few wanks over?
You can't say tangledupinblue.
Or Hitler.
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 8 May 2015, 9:04, 3 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Vote tangledupinblue

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 May 2015, 20:46, Reply)

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(lol man river definite greek god, Tue 5 May 2015, 13:09, Reply)

I trust McChinaman's judgement each week.

( $$ ✅, Tue 5 May 2015, 10:07, 1 reply, 10 years ago)

Fake eccentricity / Hipsters
I was once walking to work when a hipster in pajamas started quoting Richard III at me. It didn't blow my mind as I'm sure he expected, but rather it was a mildly annoying interlude to my walk.

He clearly wasn't insane or eccentric, just trying too hard to not be one of the crowd.

So, yeah, what's the worst fake eccentricity you have acted out or witnessed?
( monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 1 May 2015, 14:37, 2 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

how many roads must a man walk down?

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 15:01, 2 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

John Major erotic fan fiction II

(lol man river definite greek god, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 11:19, 1 reply, 10 years ago)

I dunno, something about a topical issue
or maybe something that has been covered before but with a II or III at the end.
( $$ ✅, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 10:10, Reply)

got any plans for the weekend?

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 24 Apr 2015, 16:15, Reply)

Mix Tapes 4

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 24 Apr 2015, 9:30, Reply)

What happened?
Tell us about a time that something happened. Be creative; maybe tell us about a time that something happened but which didn't really happen.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 23 Apr 2015, 10:56, Reply)

Lie about sleeping with a celebrity or summat

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 23 Apr 2015, 8:32, 1 reply, 10 years ago)

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(lol man river definite greek god, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 16:32, Reply)

Can I get a rewind?

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 20 Apr 2015, 17:06, Reply)

TV memories which are not on the web.
Tom Jones once did a TV performance of Kiss, and his trousers ripped during a squat. YouTube gold! And yet... not on the web.

What clips are you suprised no one has uploaded yet?
( monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 19 Apr 2015, 12:36, Reply)

John Major erotic fan fiction.

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 16:07, Reply)

Where do you get off?

( $$ ✅, Thu 9 Apr 2015, 13:34, 5 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Are you clever? Tell us about the time you done something clever and made someone else look pretty stupid

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 11:57, Reply)

Three word challenge: 'bins and rubbish'

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 20:28, Reply)

First qotw, now Jesus.
What do you think shouldn't have come back?
(Roger McGough-Pipe, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 10:20, 2 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Write us a haiku.
Or just write a short poem.
If you can be arsed.
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 18:07, 2 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

A word limit should be imposed.
I don't want to read half a fucking novel about someone's shit life.
( $$ ✅, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 14:03, 2 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Where's that smell of piss coming from?

( $$ ✅, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 14:28, Reply)

When is it ok to touch it in public?

( pemulis, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 20:57, Reply)

Great things you did by mistake
I dicked about with my linux desktop, made a hash of it and ended up with something I love! Your story...
(bottle_cap, Sun 29 Mar 2015, 23:42, Reply)