Is it immoral to use cats as musical instruments?
Especially when the tempo is faster than they are capable of playing?
( cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 24 Feb 2004, 23:40, Reply)

Famous underwear
What's the most famous underwear you've ever seen? I saw Fergies (the red-headed ex-royal slapper, not the red knight) pants at my graduation ceremony. She was giving out the degrees and was sat ona kind've throne on stage. I was sat in the centre aisle near the front. She should learn to sit with her legs closed.
(The Black Labrador, Tue 24 Feb 2004, 22:44, Reply)

All going on a summer holiday?
Been on a good holiday, had something nice happen to you at the end of a crap holiday? Or was it just awful...?

Builders, sand kickers, the food, the entertainment, it rained all the time, the airport, the ferry, school trips to france, the hotel, luggage, customs (oo-err), jellyfish and other assorted wildlife.... the possibilities for a story are endless.

Let us know.
(garfi3ld, Tue 24 Feb 2004, 14:17, Reply)

Studio 54
Clubbing.... what do b3tans get up to when late night boozing? Bouncers, strange people, crazy dancing, being sick on half the cars in a BMW dealership forecourt on the way home, doing a runner after a taxi ride, waking up the morning after.... What happened?
(garfi3ld, Tue 24 Feb 2004, 13:57, Reply)

You little hooligans/vandals.
Ever had or been witness to a fight at school? Destruction to property perhaps?

Some unfortunate kids I know had fights organised for them without their prior knowledge... teenagers know how to stir things up!

I've seen bullies bullied and teachers punched and playgrounds defaced with 5 litre tubs of emulsion.

Similar experiences anyone?
(garfi3ld, Tue 24 Feb 2004, 13:14, Reply)

harribo and scaryduck's questions combined!
Near death experiences or worst injuries...

So far I have survived 5 mains electric shocks and being knocked down by a car twice!

The first time I was knocked down off my bicycle the car was braking from 60mph. The coppers measured the brake marks and charged him.

I was thrown about 6meters and escaped with minor bruising until I looked up and saw my bike falling down towards me from the sky. I put my arm up to protect myself and knackered it.

All my friends thought it was hilarious that I had to have an ambulance called as the driver was on his way to the hospital to visit his wife. When they arrived the paramedic recognised my unusual polish surname.

"Is your Dad called Mark?" He said.

Apparently they had gone to school together and had last seen each other decades ago. He called my Dad to let him know what was going on. When my dad turned up he decided that he should have lunch with his old school chum and left me to wait in A&E for four hours...
(garfi3ld, Tue 24 Feb 2004, 13:03, Reply)

People say TV, films, and video games are to blame for our bad behaviour...
Have you ever been influenced by stuff like McGuyver, The A-team, Commando, American Ninja etc...?

Bombs? Bamboo poles with with nails in them? Was that just me?
(garfi3ld, Tue 24 Feb 2004, 12:48, Reply)

Why does it hurt
when i go like this?
(cowsgo, Tue 24 Feb 2004, 1:24, Reply)

Something you did that you wish you didn't
Things you did as a child
(smoglane!, Sun 22 Feb 2004, 21:41, Reply)

the......
strangest thing you've ever stolen when drunk?
We popped into the late night kebab/fish n chip shop one night after a day on the piss, we sent the man in the back to get us some fresh pies, and whilst he was gone a mate stole the jars of pickled eggs from the shelf and then we legged it. No idea why we stole pickled eggs, they taste rank!
(Lord Monkey of Yorkshire,OBE killed a gipsy on...., Fri 20 Feb 2004, 23:36, Reply)

Do you like the subs? and are they good to us?
;-)
(texasjohn, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 15:48, Reply)

Whats the biggest letdown you've had?
Probably not the biggest, but memorable...The New Years Eve I arrived back home at 5 minutes to midnight after it all kicked off at the party I was at, I knew it was time to leave when the various fighty people started emptying the knife drawer and waving shiny steel in rather a menacing way.

1st post...do I win a kitten?
(Flexible_Head, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 13:43, Reply)

Work
Whats the stupidest things your boss/workmates have done
(Sid, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 11:20, Reply)

Where did god go wrong!
Eg, making the duck billed platypus and Chavas!

Making sure that adam and eve were the only humans, so any offspring they had would need to be incestuous to create the human race!

Bastard.
( Netspore, Thu 19 Feb 2004, 13:16, Reply)

How many Welshmen can you fit inside a mini?
It has to be an old mini, you know one of the proper rot boxes that you can only fit into if your less than five foot tall and not one of these new fashion accessories for townies and pimps.
(Lord Monkey of Yorkshire,OBE killed a gipsy on...., Wed 18 Feb 2004, 20:49, Reply)

heres a confession.........of which im rather proud!!
I've been told to "fuck off" by both Bobby Davro and John McCriddick (This is true!!).
Has someone famous ever delivered you a profanity?
( frogdoctor learning the hard way since 1972., Tue 17 Feb 2004, 19:53, Reply)

Have you done:
1) The worst day of your life.
2) How tight-fisted are you?
3) Where are da uplaod codez?
( harribo, Tue 17 Feb 2004, 15:48, Reply)

my contributions
how many times have you seen ewan mcgregor's penis?
where do you regard bats in the mammals social hierarchy?
who's the president?
how many men does it take to fix a lightbulb...that's NOT broken?
is there a god?
is there a dog?
is there a odg?
is there intelligent life forms in atlantis?
should you count your chickens, or should they count you?

and finally..

can i kick it?
( the nugga says please and thank you, Sat 14 Feb 2004, 21:03, Reply)

Or;
the worst thing you've done to get back at an ex. Probably good scope for some savagery.
(monkeyjam, Fri 13 Feb 2004, 16:39, Reply)

There's a play called
'Charlies Aunt' in which the two main characters debate what's worse, being hungry or having sex with old women.
I've not seen the play, so don't know if they come up with an answer, however I thought it would be a potential thread, what's worse out of x and y?
(monkeyjam, Fri 13 Feb 2004, 16:31, Reply)

how about
what the most feeble excuse you have used to get out of something
( raw-edge, Fri 13 Feb 2004, 14:02, Reply)

Valentines nightmare
What's the worst thing you've done or had done to you for Valentines day?
(ButtMunch, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 16:27, Reply)

How do you tie a reef knot?
?
(Cheese Quiche - WARNING! This bus is 18 metres long!, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 8:49, Reply)

the biggest guilt trip
I have many.

Such as the time my little wing of halls all got drunk together in the kitchen, and one wag (name witheld) decided to climb out of the window and break into the freaky hairy smelly french man's room next door (he wasn't in). All fine (except it involved climbing over parapits 6 storeys up on a shaky old building).

Once that was survived, he let us all in, and how we laughed at the locked wardrobe (why? why lock your wardrobe in a room with a lock? why? gimp? kinky nurse outfit? why?), and the freakish tidiness, my roommate looked into a fairly large wooden box by his bed, slammed it shut and said she needed to leave.

EC condom mountain inside.

We knew (thin walls, tiny community) he wasn't getting any (god, the smell, sour milk and garlic..it was the thick layer of fur that caused it), so posh wanker was the conclusion.

Only when the day came he did get some action into his room, he made a point of knocking of my friend's door to ask for some 'things'. Took all my mate had not to tell him to go look in his box.

Okay, I don't feel guilty about that, I hated the man. Just needed to vent that.

I do, however, feel guilty about the time I left my university to pay a supplier for a degree show when I'd said they were giving us the items afterwards, then I fucked off from Blighty to live in New York. Sorry David, I didn't know...
(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 20:33, Reply)

What
is the worst present you have ever had?

what is the most bizare present you have ever had?
( Mr Moo, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:55, Reply)

Where do you put your lemons?
1) In your socks.
2) In my socks.
3) Salad or to make fish sauce.
4) I give them to Mr. Scary.
5) I keep them somewhere safe.
(Tarquin., Tue 10 Feb 2004, 17:13, Reply)

Maybe
The greatest excuse to your partner why you should go to the pub? e.g. The kitchens on fire, theres a extinguisher down the pub.
(Eywood, Tue 10 Feb 2004, 8:42, Reply)

inarticulate communication
what are your favorite expressions when you've forgotten the words?
like pointing at something in a shop and grunting to the shopkeeper "wanarghl", when you want to buy it.
(bwana dik, Mon 9 Feb 2004, 20:06, Reply)