There is a gay club in my town
that proudly has a sign up telling patrons that the entrance is at the rear.....Talk about teaching your gran to suck eggs.
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:54, 23 replies)

The gay village in my city
is on a street called Canal St. Someone removed the C.
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:59, closed)

The S is often missing too.

( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:27, closed)

There is a gay club in Aylesbury called 'Mango'...

(SonoraAeroClub "OH SWEET HELEN OF BALLS!", Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:04, closed)

When that place was still
The Dark Lantern, my mate Dave got kicked out for farting.

Though to be fair they were very frequent and especially pungent.
( Dervel OTBC, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:11, closed)

There's a gay club in London called GAY.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:07, closed)

I was once turned away
from GAY, for not being gay enough.

To be fair, they were right - I just wanted a pint and everywhere else had big queues.
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 14:04, closed)

Where as they had big queers.
Or something.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 14:04, closed)

There's a Victorian themed gay club near me where everyone's happy.

(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:08, closed)

There's a gay club?

( Blind Meach Cautiously optimistic, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:09, closed)

How much is the subscription?

( flake has nothing against your right leg, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:27, closed)

about 25 quid and comes with the latest in arse-intruding dildos

(Bushcricket, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:41, closed)

Has anyone seen my Gay card?
I am reliably informed that I have misplaced it.
( SigmaX0 Dear Die Hard. You rock!, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:53, closed)

I have been instructed that I will never be allowed to carry one, as my tidying skills are not up to par.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 14:06, closed)

You have to jump over a set amount of puddles a year, so I'm told...

(SonoraAeroClub "OH SWEET HELEN OF BALLS!", Thu 21 Apr 2011, 14:50, closed)

eggs?

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:09, closed)

Talk about teaching your granDAD to suck eggsCOCK
(Clit Ninja is having a white space party!, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:15, closed)

Not a gay pub?
Pub had work in many moons ago. Think its in Doncaster. Called Brown Swords.

You could tell by the owers face when I asked if it was a gay pub he had been asked many times before.haha
(Peno Lives In a Coal Bunker, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:14, closed)

There's a co-op just down the road from here.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:56, closed)

^How random^

(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 14:04, closed)

You think?
I always assumed supermarkets chose the location of stores after a great deal of consideration and research into the local area.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 14:10, closed)

What does that say about your area then ? ;) I have a Waitrose near me *sticks nose in the air*
Now all I have to do is randomly be able to afford to randomly shop there.....randomly
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 14:17, closed)

I say! I won't have any of that classist innuendo aimed at my dear co-op.
It's easily the best little supermarket. Waitrose can't even bake a decent loaf of bread.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:48, closed)

I can't argue with that
I champion Aldi cos the red and white wine is cheap but excellent and when they say some something is spicy by jove it is*

*discaimer - although this appears I am a bordering alcholic that loves curry.....Oh wait!!
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 16:30, closed)