World of RandomThere's a pile of scrap timber, rubble and general turds in the road opposite my work with a hand-written sign reading "Free Shed". Tell us about random, completely hatstand stuff and people you've seen
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:38)
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Poo talesOne day I'll do a poo that's like pissing rusty tea out of my prune.
The next it'll be like trying to birth a fat hedgehog.
I mean, like, whut?
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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:45,
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Eh?I was quite excited too, but not so much I cheered.
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I thought I was trying toPass a Coke bottle yesterday. It made my bum feel funny for a few hours later as if I was going for goatse.
Not to be confused with 'Going for Goatse' with Henry Kelly.
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:53,
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Turned out it was a can of Tango and 2 hamsters.(, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:54, closed)
Why?A coke bottle exactly? That's rather a random thing to say. Did it have that lovely shape, so reminiscent of a beautiful woman?
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