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"Recently," Broken Arrow tells us, "The missus informed me that her brother was moving with us." What has your partner done that's convinced you the magic's gone? "Breathe" is not an answer.

(, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 12:33)
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I have now been single for about 3,400 days
And celibate for about 540.

Please therefore excuse my non-participation in this QOTW.
(, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 11:55, 4 replies)
That's 9.6590909090909090909090909090909 years being single, not that i'm judging. Feel free to write about another sort of crappy relationship. I have just read one where the subject matter is Nintendo, so anything goes really.

Also can a nice female or male (depending on sexuality) B3TA'n sort Sir Charles, Admiral Cockbrush or even "slave bitch gimp".
out with some sexy time....pls.


ps- i have choosen to totally ignore the fact that your celibicy might actually be a path you have choosen.

pss- Belladonna, Sir Charles might be able to get you some drugsises.
(, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 13:06, closed)
Thank you, sir
Though to be pedantic, said nice female should address me as either Sir Charles or Admiral Cockbrush, depending on the situation. Or "slave bitch gimp".
(, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 14:06, closed)
On the plus side I bet you've got the whole wanking thing down to a fine art.

(, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 13:30, closed)
You'd think so
Sadly, the great auction houses of Europe remain staunchly uninterested.
(, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 14:08, closed)
being "celibate" implies a choice.

(, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 13:46, closed)
/checks dictionary

You're right.

That should read "And I haven't managed to put my winkle in a lady's foof for about 540 days."

Now I'll just come across as highly inept rather than abstemious.
(, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 13:59, closed)
Although came two seconds ago
After reading the title of this post. I'm sure there's a paradox in there somewhere.
(, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 14:03, closed)
Been single for 522 days, roughly.
And unshagged for slightly longer than that. I can't recall how much longer because it was rubbish when it did happen.
(, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 16:19, closed)
Come on - number of days, hours and minutes.
(, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 16:01, closed)
Lots of approximates there,
Right enough. Shouldn't you put something like 1 year, 3 months 14 days single. Or 335 days without knocking boots..
For instance..

(, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 22:23, closed)

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