A lesson in why marriages fail
Even with the aid of retrospect, time and healing, it remains rather difficult to pinpoint when my first marriage began to fail; when we lost that spark and magic. I think it may have been when he started having anonymous unprotected sex with men in toilets, although it could have been when I neglected to make his favourite pot roast on a cold winter's evening. One never can be truly certain about these things.
(TheSnark oh, c'mon, like you didn't see me coming, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:09, 15 replies)

The point when you made him gay.

(waxdart hello., Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:28, closed)

Harr Harr Lol
Tosspot.
( The_Commander_of_Skips wears his sunglasses at night, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:33, closed)

Even I laughed at that.
(Through the tears.)
(TheSnark oh, c'mon, like you didn't see me coming, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:43, closed)

Lack of Pot Roast
has never made me gay. But then I do find the thought of sticking an erect penis into my mouth rather daunting...
( The_Commander_of_Skips wears his sunglasses at night, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:49, closed)

If the lack of pot roast...
...became habitual and problematic, who knows what you might be willing to put in your mouth.
(TheSnark oh, c'mon, like you didn't see me coming, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:53, closed)

True..
I must back up my previous comment by saying that I would also not like to put a flaccid penis into my mouth..

Chicken sarnies are good though. And erm, pizzas.
( The_Commander_of_Skips wears his sunglasses at night, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:55, closed)

Pizza is so good...
...that it should bypass one's mouth and go straight to the heart.
(TheSnark oh, c'mon, like you didn't see me coming, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 16:03, closed)

you withheld pot roast?
you're a god damn stone cold monster.
no heart
none.
no wonder he sourced his gravy meat and two veg elsewhere.








sorry. truth is, some people take forever to make up their mind if pillows are for sleeping or biting. console yourself that at least you cast enough doubt to get to the marriage stage, and got out before he fisted a man to death in your swimming pool at party.
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:57, closed)

:)

( The_Commander_of_Skips wears his sunglasses at night, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:58, closed)

I read the title as "A lesson in why meringues fail"
Just sayin'.
( Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 16:30, closed)

Me and MissusTwinklefuckingtoes have our 10 yr anniversary next Monday
I fix things, cars, bank accounts, hearts, wonkey doors, 'situations' and she provides me with back scratches, packed lunches a cup of tea in the morning and a fresh clean shirt every day.
(TwinkleFuckingToes Has a ingrown toe nail, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 16:51, closed)

You can't underestimate the value of a good backscratcher.
My last one was fair in the sack, but rubbish at scratching backs.
( M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 17:45, closed)

Am I confusing "pot roast" for "spit roast"?
Again.
( Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 12:29, closed)

I suspect that he grew disillusioned
by your continued lack of interest in Detroit.



Sorry!
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 12:35, closed)

yeah, in mine
it was either the fucking other girls, or me leaving milk bottle lids off sometimes
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 0:36, closed)