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I once had a "friend" (I hated his guts) who lost two jobs on the same day - he drunkenly crashed the taxi he was driving when he was supposed to be at his office job. How have you been sacked?

(, Thu 29 May 2014, 13:33)
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I made some silly posts on the internet.
So someone grassed me up to my boss and I totally got sacked.
(, Thu 29 May 2014, 21:27, 22 replies)
If only it were true, then it would be an amazing winner story.
Sadly, I call Albert levels of lie.
(, Thu 29 May 2014, 21:49, closed)
I miss Fairholme.
The remaining crop of dreary shits aren't nearly as dreary and tragic.
(, Thu 29 May 2014, 21:58, closed)
You can always friend him on Facebook.
His grizzled pubic potato face still grimaces to the world from that particular medium.
(, Thu 29 May 2014, 22:24, closed)
It is a bit sad that you know this

(, Fri 30 May 2014, 7:35, closed)
In all fairness, it's not like he's an internet scarlet pimpernel.

(, Fri 30 May 2014, 8:33, closed)
they seek him here, they seek hi... oh there he is ... jesus look at the state of that

(, Fri 30 May 2014, 9:15, closed)
Haaaaahahahahaha

(, Fri 30 May 2014, 9:38, closed)
Actually, I'm very active on OTHER areas of the internet, it ain't all about b3ta.
My imgur profile is storming, I have nearly a 1000 rep. So yeah, fuck you.

www.imgur.com/user/ringofyre
(, Fri 30 May 2014, 11:08, closed)
Is 800 the same as nearly 1000 now?
*updates OkCupid profile with 25% higher salary, penis size etc*
(, Fri 30 May 2014, 12:10, closed)
2.5 inches?! phwoar!

(, Fri 30 May 2014, 12:22, closed)
Nearly - if we're measuring from under the balls now...

(, Fri 30 May 2014, 13:30, closed)
Is there any other way?

(, Fri 30 May 2014, 15:45, closed)
Yeah, girth.

(, Fri 30 May 2014, 16:12, closed)
how many times you can wrap it around your waist?

(, Fri 30 May 2014, 16:21, closed)
If I could wrap my already large penis round my waist then I think even an elephant would be proud of the result.
But I get your drift and yes I am saying I am fat. Although technically not obese.
(, Fri 30 May 2014, 16:43, closed)
an elephant cock is over six foot long
if your waist measurement is over six foot then I'm pretty certain you're obese
(, Fri 30 May 2014, 16:51, closed)
I think ducks win, though
or is it seahorses?
(, Fri 30 May 2014, 17:46, closed)
I don't know what this competition is but I definitely want to play.

(, Fri 30 May 2014, 19:40, closed)
Looks like barnacles triumph, with a 40:1 ratio

(, Sat 31 May 2014, 13:45, closed)
In that case, not an elephant but I believe my waist was once about 60 inches. Now a mere 42 and shrinking.

(, Fri 30 May 2014, 18:42, closed)
you massive biffer

(, Fri 30 May 2014, 19:45, closed)
and

(, Sat 31 May 2014, 8:05, closed)

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