Aww...
F**rh*lme got sacked again.

Poor old Dr. Shambolic, get so upset you grassed him up to the mods? Again.

One-nil to Robbie F.
( Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 13:56, 45 replies)

Are they the same person?
*conspirits*
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 13:57, closed)

Shittest version of Fight Club ever

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 14:25, closed)

The first rule of Fight Club is that Project Mayhem must remain confined to a dead message board.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 16:23, closed)

I'm Albert and emvee too.
The rest of you are just a semi-interactive audience to my ongoing performance art piece 'underachieving dweebs get bullied. online'
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 19:18, closed)

Shambo's actually a bot I've been working on
The code is relatively simple:

public function getUpset() {
     call waaaaah();
     try(wit()) {

     }
     if(fail) {
          call(mods());
     }
}
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 19:44, closed)

I might have played the underachieving dweeb thing a bit strong here ... what do you think? I don't want it to descend into crude pastiche.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 19:48, closed)

I think you've overdone it.
Not only making a programming joke but getting the code embarrassingly wrong may be taking it a little too far.
(Frank Snow, Tue 3 Jun 2014, 1:18, closed)

shit ... I'll stick to the fancy dress and childish toys with this character ... soz

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 3 Jun 2014, 7:52, closed)

Could we get a few standard phrases in here like; 'It never happened'.
(maggied Riding the Gravy Train on, Tue 3 Jun 2014, 8:22, closed)

never happens

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 3 Jun 2014, 9:10, closed)

Your code is terrible.
You coded a try block without any accompanying catch or finally block.
Not only that, your try block is parameterised, and contains nothing in its body.
And wtf is the keyword call?
Also... your function appears to return type function... that's just weird.

Did you even try to compile it?


C++
----
public:
void getUpset()
{
    waaaaah();
    try {
        wit();
    }
    catch(std::exception& e) {
        callMods();
    }
}


C#
----
public void getUpset()
{
    waaaaah();
    try {
        wit();
    }
    catch(Exception e) {
        callMods();
    }
}
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 3 Jun 2014, 11:49, closed)

people who open their braces on the same line have very small cocks ... just saying like

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 3 Jun 2014, 12:18, closed)

I personally use Allman style everywhere,
but I switched to K&R style here, to match the original posted code...
(although, as it happens the original code appears to be some kind of K&R variant which puts the function open-brace on the same line as the function signature)
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 3 Jun 2014, 12:43, closed)

yeah yeah yeah *international pinkie finger small penis gesture*

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 3 Jun 2014, 13:00, closed)

You're getting away from the important, and terrifying, point here;
people who code like emvee can actually find well paid employment writing software, some of which might be required to do something important.

Basically, the entire industry works on a 90-10 principle: you can fire 90 percent of your coders, because all they're actually doing is slowing down the 10 percent who end up writing/fixing it all anyway.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 3 Jun 2014, 13:09, closed)

he dresses and lives like a povvo student ... you may be somewhat flattering him with that 'well paid' bit

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 3 Jun 2014, 13:39, closed)

I think I've really upset the whiny crybaby this time
There there, Shambo. Go see mummy, she'll kiss it all better.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 3 Jun 2014, 14:59, closed)

Did he?

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 14:34, closed)

^
*Dreams of long-lost cock grease*
(Deskbound You insignificant speck of dust, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 15:39, closed)

Worst of all the Phillip K. Dick sequels.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 15:42, closed)

Do Androids Dream of Long Lost Cock Grease?
Can't see Harrison Ford agreeing to that.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 15:46, closed)

"agreeing"

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 15:50, closed)

I've seen...
seen things you people wouldn't believe... cock grease on fire off the shoulder of Orion.
(Deskbound You insignificant speck of dust, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 16:04, closed)

We Can Grease Your Member For You Wholesale

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 17:42, closed)

That's rather good
have a small round of applause.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 17:51, closed)

Grease My Cock, The Policeman Said

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 17:43, closed)

flow, my greasy cock

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 18:16, closed)

The Man In The Greasy Arsehole

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 17:44, closed)

A Scanned Cock Greasily

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 18:08, closed)

All of the above sound like the pretender KY Dick's novels.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 18:26, closed)

Now this should win

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 19:19, closed)

haha

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 19:46, closed)

Counter Cock World?

(sarcastic fringehead feet of clay, buns of steel, head of lettuce, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 0:31, closed)

I'm not sure that 'get angry, stalky and banned again' is a win, even to the finest exponents of TTT on here.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 18:45, closed)

I think Bertie is just a bit jealous that his spoof accounts don't get as much attention as a flabby divorcee from Perth.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 18:58, closed)

Or...
Fat, harmless Aussie upsets mentally deficient troll, so much so that he cries to the mods to have him banned. Again.

Highlight of your day, eh Shambo?

One-nil Fa*rh*lme.
( Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 19:12, closed)

^
Anything that shows up Shambo as a massive crybaby grass is a win
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 19:31, closed)

yeah but it wasn't even him, it was just some tedious 'comedy' account

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 19:48, closed)

and it was banned for posting pictures of people's kids not because anybody grassed it up for being a wobbly ozzer
but we mustn't let facts stop emvee and bertie from having a sympathy cuddle
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 19:52, closed)

Either that or you had a pissy fit because he posted your real name on the board
Once again proving that you can give it out but you can't take it, you massive crybaby grass
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 3 Jun 2014, 16:36, closed)

My real name is Sam Turner ... it's hardly a secret given how many people on here I know in real life, Rob.
I have no idea why you're upset that Fairholme has had yet another account banned. Is it because he's one of the small handful of tragedies on here who make you seem slightly less of a loser?
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 3 Jun 2014, 17:20, closed)

I couldn't care less that another account got banned
I just like the way you're tragically easy to wind up
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 3 Jun 2014, 17:35, closed)

yeah

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 3 Jun 2014, 18:08, closed)

When a 5 year old child cruelly pulls the wings of an insect for fun,
it must be because that insect has wound the child up by trolling him, right?
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 10:16, closed)

no no ... I'm definitely upset by something
I must be upset otherwise little Mr Leese Jones wouldn't have eagerly responded to half my posts this week telling me that I'm upset ... that would be ridiculous
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 10:37, closed)