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Our school assemblies were often presided over by the local vicar, who once warned us of the dreadful dangers of mixing with "Rods and Mockers". One of the cool teachers laughed. Tell us about mad headteachers and assemblies gone wrong.

Inspired by the mighty @Rhodri on Twitter

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 12:43)
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Assembling my shed was tricky.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 13:11, 16 replies)
couldn't reach the roof without a ladder eh?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 13:15, closed)
Keeping children of school age in a shed
does not make it a school.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 13:16, closed)
Do you always get rappers to do your donkey work?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 13:23, closed)
I get this

(I helped save b3ta! Locus213 Slightly to the left of Bakunin, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 13:27, closed)
I, too, get this.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 13:58, closed)
He does, you know.
Last week Kool Moe Dee fixed his bog as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 16:05, closed)
Oddly enough I ordered one yesterday.
I'm looking forward to ignoring the instructions.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 13 Jun 2013, 13:26, closed)
Make sure you've got a decent cordless.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 13:31, closed)
...and a horse, I'm a cowboy shed assembler.
(got an AEG Lithium job, it's a cracker)
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 13 Jun 2013, 13:32, closed)
18v De Walt.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 13:34, closed)
Kudos!

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 13 Jun 2013, 17:09, closed)
I need to re-roof my shed
It is quite big (4m x 5m) and I was thinking of felt shingles.

Anyone got any suggestions? Also, is it easy to clamber round on the roof when doing it or should I be using a propoer roof ladder?

I realise this is the equivalent of dropping my trousers, bending over and waiting to see what happens but you never know, i might just like it.
(LetsGetDownToIt, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 15:21, closed)
see e.g.
news:uk.d-i-y
(haberman is singing in the changes, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 16:00, closed)
Instead of replacing the roof
Build a larger shed over it.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 16:53, closed)
Or a smaller shed inside it.

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 13 Jun 2013, 17:00, closed)
A bit large for climbing on I'd say..
I'd use a roof ladder, or tie securely a short piece of 4x2 (2x4 if Mercan) across the top of a section of ordinary ladder. A few thicknesses of gaffa tape around the top rung will be fine. For additional safety you could temporarily jam lengths of 4x2 or similar between the centre of the floor and the apex of the shed as you work along. Put a wooden pad on the floor under the brace to spread the load in case the floor has weakened. If the old felt has been leaking test the roof for strength using something heavy but disposable, you didn't say if you were married, before climbing up.
Please sign disclaimer.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 13 Jun 2013, 17:22, closed)

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