Wah Wah Wah.
I've been vaguely trying to pick a fight here for a while, hoping to give myself a good excuse to flounce. But without success.
It's been fun and there are a few people whose comments are reliably entertaining (shambo, mongy, boyce, drimble, ringofyre (the new one), 2can (I hope marriage suits you and good luck) and a fair few others (can't feasibly name-check everyone here). But, even in the relatively short time I've been a member, this place has declined sharply and I really should find something else to do with my spare time.

The only way I think I can successfully extricate myself is by making such a god-awful embarrassing post that I couldn't possibly consider returning.

I hope this fits the bill.

edit: also - thfh, atomic, e dubya, hermann, and all the other gayshifters (again, can't remember all the stars) - thanks for the laughs and goodbye.

edit edit: and AB, woofcot, brb, fucksocks - consistently entertaining and I really should have mentioned mofaha, mu and deki - tala
( 4Q just lurking, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 0:10, 19 replies)

You're dead to me.

( Infidel , shit and wrong, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 4:10, closed)

Amateur.
THIS is how it's done - b3ta.com/talk/6208225
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 7:00, closed)

Didn't you post that link last week as well.
Unoriginal & lazy AB, WW's a lucky lady.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 14 Jun 2013, 7:41, closed)

luck large
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 7:49, closed)

No, it was me last week, you thick cunt.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 8:58, closed)

I am ambivalent about you taking on shambo's persona.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 14 Jun 2013, 8:59, closed)

I liked Donkey Gums's version.
www.b3ta.com/talk/6722883
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 20:15, closed)

I don't know any of those people but that's fucking brilliant.

( Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Sat 15 Jun 2013, 11:38, closed)

cheerio
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 8:10, closed)

alright

(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 8:23, closed)

I don't get it.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 8:36, closed)

Aww

( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 9:52, closed)

what about me?
i hope you die in a fire.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 10:25, closed)

I don't know if not being mentioned is a good thing.

(Thor McLegend FUCK SHITPANTS PAC MAN, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 16:10, closed)

Your school had fucking weird assemblies
(cs1ca, Sat 15 Jun 2013, 0:55, closed)

Another reason why
answers should be allowed to win!
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sat 15 Jun 2013, 5:51, closed)

Cheers, it's going pretty well so far.
All the best
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 10:23, closed)