Tweezers?...
Pfft! Index finger and thumb.

Shove em up, grab hold of a bushel of nostril hair, then yank. Awesome levels of satisfaction achieved. Extra points for doing this in front of management types in your company kitchen.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 16:12, 4 replies)

^ This.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 16:18, closed)

^This
Also do it in a quiet room so you can hear the ripping sound, more man points and extra satisfaction
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 16:57, closed)

My ex wife used to tell me off for doing this
I've also tried pliers, but most of them don't grip the hairs very well. Not especially trying to be manly so much as my body seems to think it's most important task is growing hair out of my nose.
(teasus likes tea, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 17:09, closed)

And ears
if you are of that age.
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 9:23, closed)

Surely
snorting Immac is by far the manliest approach?
( Muns, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 16:25, closed)

Yes, the fingers may be used but there is the chance of nasal passage tearing as I describe.
Tweezers generally avoid unnecessary and undignified nose plaster.
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 17:19, closed)

I do know what you mean though...
... many a time I have had to deal with some kind of eye wateringly painful sore in the soft tissues of my nasal passage caused by exactly this.

It doesn't stop me ripping the bastards out, however; it just strengthens my resolve to not let my nostrils win.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 18:04, closed)

I can't get the required grip using unaided fingers.
I just use the pliers from my Swiss Army Knife.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 18:28, closed)

Swiss Army knife;
Also good for pulling out haemorrhoids
(the other guy not the one that gave you coochie warts, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 2:26, closed)

Only external ones, you need a good scalpel and a HD camera to do the internal ones by yourself.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 8:45, closed)