Parking
Women can't park. They can be lovely, funny, caring, gorgeous human beings that I could never be without, but they just can't park a car.

Sorry ladies, but deep down you know this to be true.

P.S. What's with getting the arse when we leave the toilet seat up? You need it down, we need it up. When you want to use it, put it down. Or I can leave it down and piss all over the seat if you prefer.
(Spaff_Quaffer Wise fwom your gwave., Tue 29 Dec 2009, 17:12, 7 replies)

Toilet Seats
i used to live in a house populated entirely by men.

Despite this, our housemate's girlfriend used to get into a huff if we left the lav seat up.

Strange girl
(court escaper, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 18:04, closed)

Toilet Seats
Yes, and when you ask them why they don't like it every women you ask gives you a different answer. I think they've just been conditioned by their mothers not to like it!
(Nitrous Nitrous, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 18:14, closed)

If you are thin
and the seat is up and you don't check before you sit down you will fall into the toilet. This is NOT fun.
(DryGoldfish, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 18:38, closed)

THIS x 10000000
My god, the amount of times I've gone to pee while drunk and the seat's been up. It feels like you're about to fall off the edge of the world. Best feeling I can liken it to is when you suddenly wake up in bed after a falling dream.

As for the subject at hand, I don't care if a guy leaves it up, I'll put it back down. They leave it up, I leave it down, it's just another thing to be fought over in the war of the sexes... :)
(becky_bubbles, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 19:33, closed)

I'm with the fanny on this one
Not only does the toilet have a seat, it also has a lid.

The toilet should be left with the lid down, the toilet looks more neat and tidy this way, and it does also work to prevent bog fragraces permeating into the bathroom.

Since the lid can't remain down with the seat up, the seat should be down.
(Super Jet Shoes, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 20:16, closed)

Lids AND seats down please!
Helps prevent accidental dropping of things into the loo and is more hygenic.
Also, I have to raise and lower the lid if I wish to use the toilet. Raising and then lowering the seat at the same time isn't any more difficult. I'm not asking any extra effort of the men in my life!
(Moniker, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:55, closed)

I've lived with several male housemates
and I couldn't give a rats arse whether the loo seat is up or down or whether people squeeze the toothpast from the end or the middle. I feel I may be in the minority.
(ninja chinchilla, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 23:01, closed)