Equality my arse..
How many birds work on the bins then?
Firms don't pay women the same wages because they're statistically more likely to have time off "every month" and eventually have kids.
Only women go shopping, aimlessly buying stuff just for the hell of it - blokes buy exactly what they need (very little normally) and go home.
If I was a woman, I'd stay in most nights and play with my tits.
Women don't understand the concept of sheds.
Why do some women dress attractively yet condemn ogling and wolf-whistling as sexist?
How come mums can whoop and holler at boy band concerts, yet the other way round any dad within 10 miles of a Hannah Montanna gig is a paedo?
Why are they so surprised to be told that their shit stinks too?
And they fart.
(minky, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 12:10, 9 replies)

This is one of those rare posts
that sticks to the question religiously.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 12:26, closed)

+1
for sheds
(danceswithferrets is leaking sanity, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 13:50, closed)

make that +2
sheds - brilliant. I am just in the process of bagging up all the ex's shit that he left here and putting it - guess where........
I might even fart whilst I am in there.
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 13:51, closed)

girls
do fart!

i cant help but agree with you on everything but point 2.

women should be paid the same if its the same job. if its something they cannot do as well as a physically stronger person, they should be paid less. i.e. heavy lifting type jobs.

and girls have been fucking off to have babies for a while now, its nothing new to businesses.
(Monkeystrumpet monkey. Monkey, MONKEY!!!, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 16:01, closed)

we're sorry
tell you what... you give birth and we'll stay at work
(ladyintheradiator, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 17:15, closed)

done
Wheres that xbox pad...
(Monkeystrumpet monkey. Monkey, MONKEY!!!, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 11:14, closed)

i love sheds!
i don't play with my tits because they're just not that sensitive. i will not be having children, EVER. i've just been shopping and bought exactly what i needed, even passing up the booze that was on special offer. i dress in whatever is warm, comfy and clean. boy bands do my tits in. my shit could crack your u-bend. you know when i've farted - your eyebrows have melted off.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 21:40, closed)

We have a women bin wagon driver
but she's so bleedin' ugly she must be a lesbian.

And I've given up farting because it just encourages Mrs Blink to do hers - which are loud enough to drown out the sound of a CheezyJet 737 taking off from LBA
(Colonel Blink is now officially a pretentious prick, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 14:28, closed)

Sheds
And women don't understand why a man can't have enough torches, drills and tents.....
(FF_Sam is currently on call...., Mon 4 Jan 2010, 13:02, closed)