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Freddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."

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(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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Kickstand
I used to think mine was average sized.

I was wrong !


Woot.


Length ? Well above average. Apparently.
(kickstandrich last had sex with your mum/sister/wife/daughter on, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 18:30, 8 replies)
...
in an entirely non-bragging way
(I helped save b3ta! rofl harris, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 19:08, closed)
To be fair the Karma fairy got me.
I'm a ginger and I look like the love child of Chris Evans, Chris Moyles and Butch Dingle.
(kickstandrich last had sex with your mum/sister/wife/daughter on, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 16:49, closed)
Kickstand
phah. We need the vital stats.

Like in Scrubs

"Bob Kelso, 10 inches."
"It's like a baguette."

According to the interwebs, I too am of the longness. Woot. Average as measured by a doctor, about 5.1 inches. As measured* by the bloke, about 6.2 inches.

*exaggerated
(Stu Moo winner of five nobble piece prizes, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 22:17, closed)
It's not about length
Although anything under 4 inches is perhaps a little lacking.

It's all about girth - believe me it could be 7 or 8 inches long but if it's got the proportions of a pencil it's a waste of time.
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 22:46, closed)
cucumbers, however....
erm, yes.
(Stu Moo winner of five nobble piece prizes, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 23:38, closed)
But what makes for good girth?
Very little was whispered in my high school playground about it...
(Generator cannot be named for legal reasons, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 0:01, closed)
I agree
all the chatter is about length, when it seems to be girth that counts...
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Fri 26 Sep 2008, 21:28, closed)
I hadn't thought much about girth
I never enjoyed using condoms - they seemed to have a Houdini effect on my erection.

Then after years of self esteem problems about not being able to "keep it up" - I stumbled upon a revelation whilst I investigating condoms that were suitable for use with lube.

Durex "advanti" were the style required it appeared.

after a successful lubey trial, which was MUCH more comfortable than your average extra safe/ultra light experience - I read the pack - turns out they're made for "larger" chaps...

I felt like a king that day. *Beams*

No apology for size.
(I helped save b3ta! Coventry, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 20:33, closed)

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